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Re: Barack, Batman, Santa: types of the Antichrist (Satan incarnate); 9/11 was warnin
Has anyone actually ever stopped masturbating because of that guy holding the sign on campus says they are going to hell? Yeah, you know who I am talking about and I want to kick them in the balls.
It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.Comment
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Re: Barack, Batman, Santa: types of the Antichrist (Satan incarnate); 9/11 was warnin
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You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."Comment
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Re: Barack, Batman, Santa: types of the Antichrist (Satan incarnate); 9/11 was warnin
Shit you mean I can start wanking off again? If I see that guy again I'll kick him twice in the nuts. One for me, one for you three hills. All this time wasted I've got catching up to do. Off to the rockin boobage thread. PeaceComment
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Re: Barack, Batman, Santa: types of the Antichrist (Satan incarnate); 9/11 was warnin
bust out...
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Re: Barack, Batman, Santa: types of the Antichrist (Satan incarnate); 9/11 was warnin
AMEN!!!
wait
wat?
wtf did i just read? nvm i didnt read more than the first 2 lines.
lulz @ he'll get along with me... my fist would get along with your busted faceComment
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Re: Barack, Batman, Santa: types of the Antichrist (Satan incarnate); 9/11 was warnin
Finally! Ned Flanders made his first post on [ms].....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
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Re: Barack, Batman, Santa: types of the Antichrist (Satan incarnate); 9/11 was warnin
he forgot the best of all, George Burns, who played both i might add!
that being said, i'd like to respond to him with this quote,
" Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
"some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."
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Re: Barack, Batman, Santa: types of the Antichrist (Satan incarnate); 9/11 was warnin
lol @ satan claws.pillow humping rules.
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Re: Barack, Batman, Santa: types of the Antichrist (Satan incarnate); 9/11 was warnin
Duuuudddee!! Why do you believe in such a hateful, spiteful, controlling God?? I think you should dis-own this version of God, and come to the light. Stories invented by the poor scared minds of our ancestors are just that - stories.Comment
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Re: Barack, Batman, Santa: types of the Antichrist (Satan incarnate); 9/11 was warnin
bannnn the mofo
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