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  • buckman
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 2069

    Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

    now you can

    " Darkness Imprisioning Me
    All That I See
    Absolute Horror
    I Cannot Live
    I Cannot Die
    Trapped In Myself
    Body My Holding Cell"-James Hetfield(Metallica)


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  • progressive420
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1793

    #2
    Re: Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

    my friend told me about this yesterday. WTF? Why the hell you wanna smell like a grease burger? DISGUSTING!!!
    "Always........Dancing in My Mind"

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    • i!!ustrious
      I got some N64 Games Yo!!
      • Mar 2008
      • 12308

      #3
      Re: Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

      mmmm sexyyy. do want.
      (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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      • |Thrax|
        Platinum Poster
        • Mar 2007
        • 1744

        #4
        Re: Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

        obviously a joke. :-p

        haha
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        • lilsensa
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 6675

          #5
          Re: Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

          Click on the spray bottle's top. LO fucking L
          RIP ~ Steve James







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          • buckman
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 2069

            #6
            Re: Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

            The reviews speak for itself

            The WHOPPER® sandwich is America’s Favorite burger. FLAME™ by BK® captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat. Set the mood for the flame to ignite at firemeetsdesire.com
            NOTE: *This item is non-refundable*; SIZE: 5ML - .17oz

            Average Customer Review: Based on 8 Reviews. Write a review.

            1 of 1 people found the following review helpful: Working it at work December 18, 2008 Reviewer: Scooter from Richmond, VA United States I bought this product, and MAN am I glad that I did. I went with two sprays one moring and it was PLENTY. I work with a woman named Anna, and she couldn't resist. We have always flirted with each other and have stayed late together, but the sweet meat mist just closed the deal. We couldn't resist each other any longer. I had to clean the sweat off of my desk the next day.
            THANK YOU BK!


            2 of 2 people found the following review helpful: Mile High Club December 18, 2008 Reviewer: Austin Hildo from portland, OR United States I bought this product because I love your hamburgers so I thought I would like to smell like them. Shortly thereafter I had to fly across the globe for business. I used only 3 squirts of this spray before the flight, but that was more than enough. I had a seat next to a very hot foreign woman who spoke english as a second language. She asked me "Excuse me? Can You move to a different seat? I cannot control my lust for your scent and need you to relocate before I do things to you that are illegal in my my country." I said I couldn't because I specifically wanted that seat on the plane. She looked around frantically but fortunately for me, there were no other seats available. She couldn't contain herself more than like a minute longer and started taking off my clothes right there. Needless to say, we porked right then and there (there was a preacher on the plane that was able to marry us so don't worry it wasn't out of wedlock or anything).


            1 of 1 people found the following review helpful: Big Bacon Dic December 18, 2008 Reviewer: Chris from WV this is the best chic getter ever. I can't beat the horny pregnant hoes off me. They smell me a mile away. Thanks for such a great scent trust me this is a great way to meat woman!!!

            4 of 4 people found the following review helpful: Sweet Jesus I'm getting laid like crazy December 18, 2008 Reviewer: Chick Magnet from Hades, AL United States At first I was a little wary of your product, I mean, I've tried other things to help maintain my "chick magnet" status, such as the infamous "wolf sweater" or maybe just a pair of hot pants, but I really was missing the ultimate compliment to my attire, the Whopper Flame. Now the ladies literally want to eat me, literally....if only they had the fry vat body spray as I'm tired of wearing 5 hour old "Big Mac special sauce deodorant" wearing off and smelling like milk left in the sun for 3 days. It's folks who create stuff like this that are the "real men of genius."


            3 of 4 people found the following review helpful: BIGGER Tips.....THANKS TO FLAME! December 17, 2008 Reviewer: Amanda Creek from Virginia Beach Ink, VA United States I received Flame in the mail two days ago....yesterday I wore it to work for the first time. As a tattoo artist, our tip amounts vary greatly..... but yesterday not one tip was less than $50!!!!! I know it had everything to do with wearing flame....... THANK YOU!
            " Darkness Imprisioning Me
            All That I See
            Absolute Horror
            I Cannot Live
            I Cannot Die
            Trapped In Myself
            Body My Holding Cell"-James Hetfield(Metallica)


            soulseek sn buckman28

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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18916

              #7
              Re: Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

              to help fat people fuck!

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              • Steve Graham
                DJ Jelly
                • Jun 2004
                • 12887

                #8
                Re: Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

                better yet just get a job at burger king.. get paid and leave work every day smelling like a whopper, plus.. free food!

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                • simonr
                  Transitionator
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 8796

                  #9
                  Re: Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

                  Originally posted by Dhar_2
                  to help fat people fuck!
                  sigpicSimonR

                  This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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                  • i!!ustrious
                    I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 12308

                    #10
                    Re: Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

                    Originally posted by Dhar_2
                    to help fat people fuck!
                    don't forget about your arsenal dharson

                    (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                    • Dhar_2
                      meat and potatoes
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 18916

                      #11
                      Re: Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

                      my arsehole has nothing to do with this!!!

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                      • Steve Graham
                        DJ Jelly
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12887

                        #12
                        Re: Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

                        Dhar mate, your posts are severely lacking today, lol

                        stop drinking or walk away from the computer

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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18916

                          #13
                          Re: Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

                          more booze please!

                          have to finish everything last day of work.

                          plus a little to drink at lunch"!


                          got a plane to catch hence lack of ms presenze!

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                          • Steve Graham
                            DJ Jelly
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 12887

                            #14
                            Re: Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

                            wouldnt mind a few bottles of wine!

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                            • toasty
                              Sir Toastiness
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 6585

                              #15
                              Re: Ever wanted to smell like a Whopper??

                              This is at the same time ridiculous, disgusting, and intriguing. Be honest, is there anyone out there that doesn't want to know what this smells like?

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