Charles Barkley Delivers Best DUI Arrest Ever

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  • toasty
    Sir Toastiness
    • Jun 2004
    • 6585

    Charles Barkley Delivers Best DUI Arrest Ever

    Barkley: All I Really Wanted Was Oral Sex
    Posted Dec 31st 2008 6:44PM by TMZ Staff

    This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early this morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.

    According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

    The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

    The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, "I'll tattoo my name on your ass" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my ass' and then laughed again."




    The great thing is that it is so easy to hear these words coming out of Barkley's mouth. Classic!!
  • Corven
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 4080

    #2
    Re: Charles Barkley Delivers Best DUI Arrest Ever



    that photo explains everything
    I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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    • Haziel
      Likes a finger upthere
      • Jan 2007
      • 3195

      #3
      Re: Charles Barkley Delivers Best DUI Arrest Ever

      FUCK YO COUCH NAGGAA

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      • simonr
        Transitionator
        • Jun 2004
        • 8796

        #4
        Re: Charles Barkley Delivers Best DUI Arrest Ever

        It's just missing the icing on the cake ... wouldn't it have been funning if she ended up being a drag queen !

        A la Ronaldo



        It was a spectacular own goal from the man once considered the best striker in the world. Ronaldo, the AC Milan forward, was questioned by police yesterday after an altercation with transvestites in a Rio de Janeiro motel.

        Footballers in sex scandals are nothing new but this one has a twist. In an episode that seems more like a plot-line from the infamous TV show Footballers’ Wives, the striker left a nightclub in the Barra de Tijuca district early on Monday morning with three prostitutes, only to make an unexpected discovery at the motel.

        Police said that the incident began when Ronaldo discovered he was dealing with transvestites instead of women and was reportedly infuriated. Carlos Augusto Nogueira, a police inspector, said that Ronaldo admitted he knew they were prostitutes when they met but did not realise they were transvestites until they reached the motel.



        “He admitted to everything, he wanted to have fun,” Nogueira said. “But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best.” Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil. “Ronaldo said he is not good in the head and that he is going through psychological problems because of his recent [knee] surgery,” Nogueira added.

        The player and the prostitutes voluntarily went to a police station for questioning. The 31-year-old told police he offered to pay the transvestites anyway, but before he left one of them allegedly asked for 50,000 reais (about £15,000) to hide the story from the media. Nogueira said he believed Ronaldo because the transvestite left the police station before being questioned fully.

        The transvestite also accused Ronaldo of asking him to buy drugs. In a statement to TV Globo, Ronaldo reiterated that he was a victim of extortion and denied he has ever used drugs.

        The three-time world player of the year is in Rio recovering from a career-threatening knee injury. He also played for PSV Eindhoven, Barcelona, Inter Milan and Real Madrid and scored both goals for Brazil in the final of the 2002 World Cup. However, his career has suffered a down-turn in recent years and he appeared to be overweight in the 2006 World Cup finals.

        Ronaldo was married for four years to Milene Domingues, who holds the world record for keepie-uppies. They have a son named Ronald. They divorced in 2003 and then he was briefly engaged to a Brazilian model and MTV presenter, Daniela Cicarelli.
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        This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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        • i!!ustrious
          I got some N64 Games Yo!!
          • Mar 2008
          • 12308

          #5
          Re: Charles Barkley Delivers Best DUI Arrest Ever

          ahhhhhahahah yessss

          barkley is a lunnie!

          (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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          • superdave
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 1366

            #6
            Re: Charles Barkley Delivers Best DUI Arrest Ever

            Glad this was posted. When I was in Houston at the same time he played for the Rockets, I used to see him out all the time at night clubs. He always had some women around him like most NBA players. Not surprised at all and love how he really doesn't care what others think about him.
            Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake - Napoleon Bonaparte

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            • Erik Mitchell
              Gold Gabber
              • Oct 2004
              • 598

              #7
              Re: Charles Barkley Delivers Best DUI Arrest Ever

              Gotta love road head lol
              soundcloud - facedbook

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              • i!!ustrious
                I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                • Mar 2008
                • 12308

                #8
                Re: Charles Barkley Delivers Best DUI Arrest Ever

                the action is always the main squeeze!

                (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                • GreenLantern
                  Gold Gabber
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 512

                  #9
                  Re: Charles Barkley Delivers Best DUI Arrest Ever

                  hahaha

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                  • i!!ustrious
                    I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 12308

                    #10
                    Re: Charles Barkley Delivers Best DUI Arrest Ever

                    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fscoetdvIr8[/YOUTUBE]
                    (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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