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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    Caption Contest

    Haven't had one of these in a while... there's no real prize, but at least it'll be fun.


    Man #2: "That got a Hemi?"
    Man #1: "No, but I'm gettin a semi"
  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    #2
    Re: Caption Contest

    Originally posted by picklemonkey
    <Guy in Reebok shirt> "Dude, are you wearing girls' sandals?"
    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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    • Jibgolly
      Vortexuralizor
      • Jun 2004
      • 20773

      #3
      "nice pooper, mind if i nail it?"

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      • asdf_admin
        i use to be important
        • Jun 2004
        • 12798

        #4
        "He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends"
        dead, yet alive.

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        • GrantT
          Gold Gabber
          • Jun 2004
          • 577

          #5
          "All the Smurfs are wearing 'em..."
          Australia's best - .AUdio on www.protonradio.com

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          • TomTom
            Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
            • May 2002
            • 16206

            #6
            Re: Caption Contest



            Dude in Reebok shirt singing "A hammer in the mooorning a hammer in the eeeevening a hammer aaaaal da-y"

            Handsome guy with the winner smile thinking "I surely can tell this babe that the thingie in my hand is a mouse then she starts screaming and I'll be her hero and then I will have a hammer all day"

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            • Jibgolly
              Vortexuralizor
              • Jun 2004
              • 20773

              #7
              ^ probably be funnier if you typed it in german. :wink:

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              • MJ
                Here since 2002
                • Jun 2004
                • 6560

                #8
                Guy in blue to girl shorts "Don`t look now but i think pickles is staring at my knob"
                mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                Silentium est aureum

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                • Digger
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 2739

                  #9
                  Re: Caption Contest

                  rebook: ?what does it said?....hehe dont jelow at me first time hehe
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                  All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.

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                  • thrualoooop
                    Addiction started
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 387

                    #10
                    "Give my brother his i-pod back now you! And he's not mentally handicaped he's mentally handicapable!"
                    i'm not a real dork i just play one on the internet.......

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                    • skahound
                      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 11411

                      #11
                      Re: Caption Contest

                      Originally posted by Digger
                      rebook: ?what does it said?....hehe dont jelow at me first time hehe
                      DING DING DING DING...I think we have a winner!
                      A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                      • picklemonkey
                        Double hoodie beer monster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 15373

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Musical Journey
                        Guy in blue to girl shorts "Don`t look now but i think pickles is staring at my knob"
                        :ROFLMAO: get over it dude

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                        • chemicalbeavis
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 3607

                          #13
                          "Hey man, this scrawny chicks got no ass!"

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                          • Jenks
                            I'm kind of a big deal.
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 10250

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Jibgolly
                            ^ probably be funnier if you typed it in german. :wink:

                            lmao.

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                            • thesightless
                              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 13567

                              #15
                              OH!!!!!
                              so THATS where I put it!
                              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                              Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                              download that. deep shit listed there

                              my dick is its own superhero.

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