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  • mnbvcxz
    Platinum Poster
    • Feb 2006
    • 1312

    Dimitri the stud

    The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone - saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card.

    Here are the two voice mail messages that follow.

    http://www.franksemails.com/audio/dimitri-thestud.mp3
  • i!!ustrious
    I got some N64 Games Yo!!
    • Mar 2008
    • 12308

    #2
    Re: Dimitri the stud

    aahahaha thats fucking hilarious man.

    "idunno ther could be another issue i'm not aware of" lol

    badgering FTW~!
    (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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    • mnbvcxz
      Platinum Poster
      • Feb 2006
      • 1312

      #3
      Re: Dimitri the stud

      Probably the funniest thing I've heard in a while haha

      The second message is crazy!

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      • poults
        Platinum Poster
        • Nov 2006
        • 1987

        #4
        Re: Dimitri the stud

        Believe it or not, im a complete catch.
        What a fucking tool.
        Originally posted by Hoff

        ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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        • kassios
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1200

          #5
          Re: Dimitri the stud

          lol epic fail ...i wanna change my name now
          http://soundcloud.com/concept-sheep

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          • Kamal
            Administrator
            • May 2002
            • 28835

            #6
            Re: Dimitri the stud

            Originally posted by kassios
            lol epic fail ...i wanna change my name now
            ok
            www.mjwebhosting.com

            Jib says:
            he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
            Originally posted by ace_dl
            Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
            I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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            • kassios
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 1200

              #7
              Re: Dimitri the stud



              fuck me its Kassios
              http://soundcloud.com/concept-sheep

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              • |Thrax|
                Platinum Poster
                • Mar 2007
                • 1744

                #8
                Re: Dimitri the stud

                Alex from Holosound already put this in a track..

                He forwarded this to me last July...

                Old news
                This is the voice from planet love. Have no fear we are your friends. To bring peace and love to your world, we are sending you our very special agent. Her name is love love love...

                -Chris
                Myspace::Facebook:: NIGHTMOVES.ME nightlife+lifestyle photography

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                • kassios
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1200

                  #9
                  Re: Dimitri the stud

                  hah? ^^
                  http://soundcloud.com/concept-sheep

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                  • i!!ustrious
                    I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 12308

                    #10
                    Re: Dimitri the stud

                    Originally posted by |Thrax|
                    Alex from Holosound already put this in a track..

                    He forwarded this to me last July...

                    Old news
                    so pick your reward! personally id go with the m'ms

                    (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                    • |Thrax|
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 1744

                      #11
                      Re: Dimitri the stud

                      m&m's are my favorite

                      i never get to say this...
                      REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                      :-P

                      I should have Alex post the track.. I heard it when I was in NYC, and it was high-larious.
                      This is the voice from planet love. Have no fear we are your friends. To bring peace and love to your world, we are sending you our very special agent. Her name is love love love...

                      -Chris
                      Myspace::Facebook:: NIGHTMOVES.ME nightlife+lifestyle photography

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                      • DIDI
                        Aussie Pest
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 16844

                        #12
                        Re: Dimitri the stud

                        OMFG!!!!!!!!!
                        Have to tell you this sort of male delusion isn't as uncommon as you may think! I didn't hear him throw in the lesbian thing though .

                        Btw the way she shouldn't have given him a card, it's really not that hard to just say I am not interested. I hate seeing women makes excuses.

                        btw I don't care it it was a repost. I hadn't heard it.
                        Originally posted by TheVrk
                        it IS incredible isn't it??
                        STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                        Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                        The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                        • mnbvcxz
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 1312

                          #13
                          Re: Dimitri the stud

                          Not a repost on MS

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                          • mnbvcxz
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 1312

                            #14
                            Re: Dimitri the stud

                            "If you're psychologically normal... and you havent called me because there's been some horrible thing that's happened in your life that has prevented you, then that's fine. But otherwise, don't call me. Ok bye"

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                            • res0nat0r
                              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                              • May 2006
                              • 14475

                              #15
                              Re: Dimitri the stud

                              this is fake. it was done on purpose by some comedian, i heard about this a while back. still funny though.

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