Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

[picklemonkey]

here's another one I got today.

(monday)
them: Can I square up with you tomorrow. Left the cash at home. Im at work
me: This is bullshit man. I don't know why I even try anymore
them: ok if your that upset over it. I will try to get out after work and give your fukin money k then
me: Can you get it here over your lunch break
them: No. Im doing inventory. Wont get out till @ 9 pm
me: k. Can you grab me a coke on your way over?

(tuesday) them: I will be by before work. It will be @ 11

(thursday) them: Your shit sucks. Their is like so much blow. I will never spend another penny on your stuff again. Your a dick.
me: I'm sorry bro, let me make it up to you. come by for a few bumps and to work it out
him: Still sucks. Thats all you seem to get. Oh well, not worth it to me
me: how about a frequent buyer card? Every four four grams you buy earns you a free handjob from my ladyfriend
him: You have fuking serious mental issues. You make me sick
me: I'm just running a business, man.. don't hate. Besides, she enjoys it. She LOVES the cock
them: now im showing this two greg. Smart one

*2 minutes pass, and they try calling my phone*

me: For 400 dollars I'll give you jerry garcia in a pouch, man

[chanty]

Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

You always have the best ramdom text messages!

[i!!ustrious]

Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

i keep getting all these lame offers. ffs.

[DancingQueen]

Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

You and your random text message, lol
I never get any

[DIDI]

Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

I had some a while back from some kid trying to get his mum to pick him up . When we established that I wasn't, he tried to pick me up Cheeky

[i!!ustrious]

Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

he tried to pick me up Cheeky

now why the hell would anyone wanna try and pick you up!

jj.

[simonr]

Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

Pickle - you're a magnet for those things.

Need to tell them they'll pay points on the debt, Tony Soprano style !

[picklemonkey]

Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

them: No. Im doing inventory. Wont get out till @ 9 pm
me: k. Can you grab me a coke on your way over?

[Kamal]

Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

we can do a couple of lines in the parkin lot ?

[feather]

Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

I had some a while back from some kid trying to get his mum to pick him up . When we established that I wasn't, he tried to pick me up Cheeky

Now that's an enterprising fella.

[Aleks_B]

Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

wow. funny sheet!

[dj_macgyver]

Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

are you sure that's not always the same guy? i can't believe you get to have such random conversations that often

[picklemonkey]

Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

I got another one from him this morning. something like "I'll be over there before work at 11". I didn't reply to that one

[chanty]

Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

I'd love to see the look on his or her face when they realize they were texting the wrong persom.
Why didn't you keep him/her going?

[picklemonkey]

Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

because I was half asleep