Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

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  • Dhar_2
    meat and potatoes
    • Jun 2004
    • 18923

    #16
    Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

    i dont get how people can fuck up sending messages so easily.

    at the end of the day u save the number under a name. u cant suddenly start messaging the worng person!

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    • Kinetic
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 2227

      #17
      Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

      Well, it can get worse, you can do like me and text your girlfriend, thinking your texting that girl from work who you´re having a fling with.
      "I play music at people" - Surgeon

      http://soundcloud.com/kineticdj
      http://djkinetic.official.fm

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      • threehills
        I heart Lollergirl
        • Jun 2005
        • 3641

        #18
        Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

        How'd you get out of that one?
        It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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        • Kinetic
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 2227

          #19
          Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

          Originally posted by threehills
          How'd you get out of that one?
          Well, the message wasn´t too graphic, the problem was that I called that girl a nickname, the portuguese word for cherry, which I never used on my girlfriend, so i half-assedly convinced her that i sometimes called my sister that, and that I meant to text her...

          I guess that it didn´t work out well because we´ve broken up a year and a half ago

          I have a shitload of mobile phone stories, I´d rather not go too much into that, let´s just say that I´ve had a couple thrown at my head already
          "I play music at people" - Surgeon

          http://soundcloud.com/kineticdj
          http://djkinetic.official.fm

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          • Dhar_2
            meat and potatoes
            • Jun 2004
            • 18923

            #20
            Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

            ^

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            • chanty
              John, John, where art thou!
              • Jun 2004
              • 4622

              #21
              Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

              Originally posted by Kinetic
              Well, it can get worse, you can do like me and text your girlfriend, thinking your texting that girl from work who you´re having a fling with.
              Cheater!
              Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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              • Steve Graham
                DJ Jelly
                • Jun 2004
                • 12887

                #22
                Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

                OR, you can be a stand up person and NOT cheat on your bf/gf therefore avoiding relationship ending text gaffs.. just a thought

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                • MJDub
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2765

                  #23
                  Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

                  Originally posted by Steve Graham
                  OR, you can be a stand up person and NOT cheat on your bf/gf therefore avoiding relationship ending text gaffs.. just a thought
                  http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                  You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                  "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                  • Kinetic
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2227

                    #24
                    Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

                    Wow, how much can you gather about my situation, from what I wrote before, that makes you pass judgement so quickly? How do you know who broke up with who and what happened when?

                    Believe me, I´ve paid my price for it.
                    "I play music at people" - Surgeon

                    http://soundcloud.com/kineticdj
                    http://djkinetic.official.fm

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                    • Steve Graham
                      DJ Jelly
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 12887

                      #25
                      Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

                      lol, relax, I'm not judging anyone, just a general statement

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                      • Kinetic
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2227

                        #26
                        Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

                        Originally posted by Steve Graham
                        lol, relax, I'm not judging anyone, just a general statement
                        I learned my lesson man, so I won´t disagree
                        "I play music at people" - Surgeon

                        http://soundcloud.com/kineticdj
                        http://djkinetic.official.fm

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                        • chanty
                          John, John, where art thou!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 4622

                          #27
                          Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

                          Originally posted by Kinetic
                          Wow, how much can you gather about my situation, from what I wrote before, that makes you pass judgement so quickly? How do you know who broke up with who and what happened when?

                          Believe me, I´ve paid my price for it.
                          Sorry Kinetic..somtimes my devil duck comes out of nowhere.
                          Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                          • Kinetic
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2227

                            #28
                            Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

                            Originally posted by chanty
                            Sorry Kinetic..somtimes my devil duck comes out of nowhere.
                            it´s all good

                            And I can´t blame a girl for thinking that way reading just what i wrote at first, but it´s a complicated story that reads like a bad mexican soap opera and in the end most people understand.

                            Anyway, I´m sure that we´ll get another pickle text message story soon.
                            "I play music at people" - Surgeon

                            http://soundcloud.com/kineticdj
                            http://djkinetic.official.fm

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                            • picklemonkey
                              Double hoodie beer monster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 15373

                              #29
                              Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

                              (tuesday) them: I will be by before work. It will be @ 11

                              (thursday) them: Your shit sucks. Their is like so much blow. I will never spend another penny on your stuff again. Your a dick.
                              me: I'm sorry bro, let me make it up to you. come by for a few bumps and to work it out

                              I can't wait to see how this one pans out

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                              • Steve Graham
                                DJ Jelly
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 12887

                                #30
                                Re: Random text message. "Where's my money, bitch?"

                                brilliant, texting about that stuff, this one isnt very bright, lol

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