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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20895
    #1

    FAO: Loud farters


    The “Fart Silencer” is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it.

    Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.


    Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur.

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
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    • Bender420
      Tickle me Elmo!
      • Jun 2004
      • 1512
      #2
      Re: FAO: Loud farters

      all i can say is WOW!
      Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


      "some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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        • MJDub
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 2765
          #3
          Re: FAO: Loud farters

          I'm sure either beanz or shosh had a hand in this.
          http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

          You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

          "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18917
              #4
              Re: FAO: Loud farters

              great now u can pop off to the toilet and shove something up your arse to let one rip in company!

              Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus
              wrong on so many levels!

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                • poults
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1987
                  #5
                  Re: FAO: Loud farters

                  [YOUTUBE]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WgvejVlrEsA[/YOUTUBE]
                  Originally posted by Hoff

                  ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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