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Originally posted by HoffOriginally posted by m1sT3rL -
Re: Man insomia is so fucking boring
get drunk and fall asleep!
otherwise pron!
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Re: Man insomia is so fucking boring
Yeah might have some wine.
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Originally posted by HoffOriginally posted by m1sT3rLComment
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Re: Man insomia is so fucking boring
Top 60 Things To Do When You Have Insomnia
1 41 Mow the lawn - if you can't sleep, then nobody will!
2 36 Google every person you have ever known to see if any of them are famous
3 29 Dress up like Batman and run around your neighborhood calling out for Robin
4 26 Create lists for Keepers
5 26 Use up your leftover fireworks from the 4th of July and New Years Eve
6 24 Invent a religion
7 24 Map those bumpy things on the ceiling
8 23 Count your nose hairs, compare to yesterday, make line graph
9 21 Play with the cats since they are up anyway
10 21 Wake up your sleeping partner so you'll have company.
11 19 Watch reruns of '70s sitcoms
12 18 Take advantage of your free nights and weekends - call all your friends
13 16 Hunt vampires
14 16 Plot your revenge
15 15 Add items to this list
16 15 Play "Name That Infomercial"
17 14 Build an army of destruction and take over the world while everyone is asleep
18 14 Try to break the world record for longest time playing video games
19 13 Build a life size replica of the Golden Gate Bridge out of toothpicks
20 11 Drive around town playing "Spot The Hooker"
21 10 Learn to play the bagpipe
22 8 Count the bats flying over your house
23 8 Plan a pre-emptive strike on Iraq
24 7 Go to Starbucks and drink expresso until you explode
25 7 Hit your head repeatedly with a brick until you are "cured"
26 7 Masterbate chronically to tire yourself into dreamland.
27 7 Update your website
28 5 Binge on leftovers
29 5 command your evil lawn gnome army
30 4 Laundry
31 3 look at pr0n
32 3 Read Stephen King's book "Insomnia"
33 3 Think up Stunts you'd like to see on Fear Factor
34 2 figure out a way to get to sleep
35 2 Get a job at the 24 hour adult book store
36 2 stand on your roof chanting, scare the hell out of anyone else not sleeping
37 0 eat a burrito
38 0 Kill Kenny
39 0 Nyquil Nyquil Nyquil we love you you giant F@!# Q
40 0 Play on your computer until you can't keep up with your game's pace.
41 -1 mow the lawn while having a fireworks show
42 -1 run around screaming at the top of lungs and playing cymbals
43 -2 doorbell ditching the same house over and over nad over and over and...
44 -2 Hone your occult skills
45 -2 Pull out your large intestine
46 -3 Re-arrange your CD collection before deciding it was better how it was before.
47 -3 Watch the movie "Ishtar"
48 -4 Counted cross-stitch (if that doesn't put you to sleep, nothing will)
49 -4 drink coffee
50 -4 skinny dip
51 -4 Watch Black & White Overnight on GSN
52 -4 You listen to "Quote Unquote" and "You and Yours"
53 -5 Bug hunt
54 -5 Panic-buy tinned food at a 24-hour supermarket
55 -5 sleep
56 -5 Watch reruns over and over and over...
57 -6 Count sheep
58 -8 Become a fluent 1337 5p34k3r
59 -8 sleep walk
60 -10 Wait for Half Life 2 to be released
362stand on your roof chanting, scare the hell out of anyone else not sleeping
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Re: Man insomia is so fucking boring
I once hallucinated to the bumpy shit on my ceilings and walls from lack of sleep.
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Originally posted by HoffOriginally posted by m1sT3rLComment
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Re: Man insomia is so fucking boring
smoke a J and have sex.. Guaranteed successComment
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Re: Man insomia is so fucking boring
Anyway the wine helped but I woke up feeling worse, had a shit day today.
i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music
Originally posted by HoffOriginally posted by m1sT3rLComment
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Re: Man insomia is so fucking boring
try exercise!
it increases the chances of falling asleep by 35%
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Re: Man insomia is so fucking boring
Doesn't work for me. In fact I think it might be 'cos I hit the gym at 9.30pm. I used to work out first thing in the morning, switched it around and thought I managed to sleep fine till last night.
i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music
Originally posted by HoffOriginally posted by m1sT3rLComment
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Re: Man insomia is so fucking boring
u got a lot of things on your mind?
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