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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    #76
    Never had one.
    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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    • MJ
      Here since 2002
      • Jun 2004
      • 6560

      #77
      Originally posted by DreamGirlie
      i dont know why guys always think a big penis is better...it really isnt. that shit hurts after a certain point!
      Fuck i`ve been with some women where i needed to tie a plank to my ass to stop me falling in.
      mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



      Silentium est aureum

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      • Steve Graham
        DJ Jelly
        • Jun 2004
        • 12887

        #78
        pray she'll leave before I wake up

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        • Steve Graham
          DJ Jelly
          • Jun 2004
          • 12887

          #79
          Originally posted by DreamGirlie
          i dont know why guys always think a big penis is better
          i dont really care for a big or a small penis actually

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          • MJ
            Here since 2002
            • Jun 2004
            • 6560

            #80
            Originally posted by DreamGirlie
            After you have a one night stand kinda thing...what do you do in the morning guys
            Same as the night before, star filming again.
            mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



            Silentium est aureum

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            • DreamGirlie
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 2137

              #81
              i love awkward moments...i really get a kick out of them. I cant imagine one worse than waking up next to someone and wishing them already gone.
              "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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              • skahound
                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                • Jun 2004
                • 11411

                #82
                Originally posted by DreamGirlie
                i love awkward moments...i really get a kick out of them. I cant imagine one worse than waking up next to someone and wishing them already gone.
                Hah, I did that virtually every day with my ex. Well, at least when things got bad.
                A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                • DreamGirlie
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2137

                  #83
                  why did you wait so long
                  "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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                  • skahound
                    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 11411

                    #84
                    Originally posted by DreamGirlie
                    why did you wait so long
                    A few reasons: young, naiive, stuck in a lease, thought on the surface we could work things out even though deep down I knew it was a lost cause.
                    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                    • picklemonkey
                      Double hoodie beer monster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 15373

                      #85
                      :ROFLMAO:
                      I haven't ever seen a thread hit 80 posts in 3 hours... I blame it all on DG.

                      So this is definitely captain, but who gets bored at work and pops one off real quick?

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                      • DreamGirlie
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2137

                        #86
                        I did once
                        "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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                        • peloquin
                          Till I Come!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 8643

                          #87
                          you sick fuck













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                          • Steve Graham
                            DJ Jelly
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 12887

                            #88
                            i now alot of girls that do that during the day at work

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                            • skahound
                              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 11411

                              #89
                              Originally posted by DreamGirlie
                              I did once
                              I did a couple times. Can't count how many times I railed a chick on the office desk or the back stairwell!
                              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                              • Steve Graham
                                DJ Jelly
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 12887

                                #90
                                oi, DG, what are the edits for? not leaving out details are you? lol

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