Masturbation

**picklemonkey** · November 9, 2004, 09:56:59 PM

hate to admit it, but you get real bored in a 7-story office building when you're pulling a double shift and are the only one working at 11 at night.

**Jibgolly** · November 9, 2004, 09:58:06 PM

christ i went to the store and missed 4 pages of action. better get my KY out of the lock box.

**DreamGirlie** · November 9, 2004, 09:59:19 PM

I dont have an excuse, I just felt like it.

I dont have the time to do it during the day at work. Oddly enough I can get off in record time during sex...but not when Im alone at night. Analyze that one fellas.

**skahound** · November 9, 2004, 10:00:18 PM

Originally posted by DreamGirlie

I dont have an excuse, I just felt like it.

I dont have the time to do it during the day at work. Oddly enough I can get off in record time during sex...but not when Im alone at night. Analyze that one fellas.

Sounds like a recipe for the perfect girlfriend to me.

**DreamGirlie** · November 9, 2004, 10:04:29 PM

I asked for an analysis please.

**skahound** · November 9, 2004, 10:05:02 PM

Originally posted by DreamGirlie

I asked for anal please.

Ok, ok. I'll be right up.

**Steve Graham** · November 9, 2004, 10:09:13 PM

Originally posted by DreamGirlie

I asked for an analysis please.

easy.. just as you said earlier..

DreamGirlie wrote - "an orgasm is an orgasm regardless of how you get it, but having one via a piece of plastic shaped dick vs. a man slamming it in you while moaning in your ear is incomparable"

**DreamGirlie** · November 9, 2004, 10:13:03 PM

GOOD CALL!!

FM · November 9, 2004, 10:58:29 PM

bingo; we have a winner

hey I now have the perfect birthday present!

**DreamGirlie** · November 9, 2004, 11:02:26 PM

hey fm whats going on for our birthday this year? wanna make plans to meetup again and then not do it, like tradition? will layo & bushwacka come back and top two years ago?

**pilot** · November 9, 2004, 11:02:58 PM

DAMN!! Look at what I've done!
Geez this is a better thread than I ever imagined :P

FM · November 9, 2004, 11:04:28 PM

maybe I'll just have to pick you up this time so it's done right...

**pilot** · November 9, 2004, 11:05:03 PM

Re: Masturbation

Hey DG,
Maybe you can clear this one up:
I heard that girls can get off by crossing their legs and bouncing one leg. Is that true??

**DreamGirlie** · November 9, 2004, 11:06:18 PM

Re: Masturbation

:ROFLMAO:

**picklemonkey** · November 9, 2004, 11:07:54 PM

Re: Masturbation

Originally posted by DreamGirlie

Originally posted by pilot

Hey DG,
Maybe you can clear this one up:
I heard that girls can get off by crossing their legs and bouncing one leg. Is that true??

:ROFLMAO:

Originally posted by pilot

DAMN!! Look at what I've done!
Geez this is a better thread than I ever imagined :P

Don't try taking credit for this thread, you forgot about the thread until 7 pages later

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