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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    #91
    hate to admit it, but you get real bored in a 7-story office building when you're pulling a double shift and are the only one working at 11 at night.

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    • Jibgolly
      Vortexuralizor
      • Jun 2004
      • 20773

      #92
      christ i went to the store and missed 4 pages of action. better get my KY out of the lock box.

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      • DreamGirlie
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 2137

        #93
        I dont have an excuse, I just felt like it.

        I dont have the time to do it during the day at work. Oddly enough I can get off in record time during sex...but not when Im alone at night. Analyze that one fellas.
        "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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        • skahound
          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
          • Jun 2004
          • 11411

          #94
          Originally posted by DreamGirlie
          I dont have an excuse, I just felt like it.

          I dont have the time to do it during the day at work. Oddly enough I can get off in record time during sex...but not when Im alone at night. Analyze that one fellas.
          Sounds like a recipe for the perfect girlfriend to me.
          A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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          • DreamGirlie
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 2137

            #95
            I asked for an analysis please.
            "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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            • skahound
              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
              • Jun 2004
              • 11411

              #96
              Originally posted by DreamGirlie
              I asked for anal please.
              Ok, ok. I'll be right up.
              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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              • Steve Graham
                DJ Jelly
                • Jun 2004
                • 12887

                #97
                Originally posted by DreamGirlie
                I asked for an analysis please.

                easy.. just as you said earlier..

                DreamGirlie wrote - "an orgasm is an orgasm regardless of how you get it, but having one via a piece of plastic shaped dick vs. a man slamming it in you while moaning in your ear is incomparable"

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                • DreamGirlie
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2137

                  #98
                  GOOD CALL!!
                  "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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                  • FM
                    Wooooooo!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 5361

                    #99
                    bingo; we have a winner

                    hey I now have the perfect birthday present!
                    FM

                    "Nowadays everyone is a fucking DJ." - Jack Dangers

                    What record did you loose your virginity to?
                    "I don't like having sex with music on- I find it distracting. And if it's a mix cd- forget it. I'm stopping to check the beat mixing in between tracks." - Tom Stephan

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                    • DreamGirlie
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2137

                      hey fm whats going on for our birthday this year? wanna make plans to meetup again and then not do it, like tradition? will layo & bushwacka come back and top two years ago?
                      "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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                      • pilot
                        The World is my Playground
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 1423

                        DAMN!! Look at what I've done!
                        Geez this is a better thread than I ever imagined :P
                        Bluewire Productions

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                        • FM
                          Wooooooo!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 5361

                          maybe I'll just have to pick you up this time so it's done right...
                          FM

                          "Nowadays everyone is a fucking DJ." - Jack Dangers

                          What record did you loose your virginity to?
                          "I don't like having sex with music on- I find it distracting. And if it's a mix cd- forget it. I'm stopping to check the beat mixing in between tracks." - Tom Stephan

                          Download/Listen To My Mixes
                          Facebook!
                          A Journey Into Sound On MCast

                          Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your music back.

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                          • pilot
                            The World is my Playground
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 1423

                            Re: Masturbation

                            Hey DG,
                            Maybe you can clear this one up:
                            I heard that girls can get off by crossing their legs and bouncing one leg. Is that true??
                            Bluewire Productions

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                            • DreamGirlie
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2137

                              Re: Masturbation

                              :ROFLMAO:
                              "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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                              • picklemonkey
                                Double hoodie beer monster
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 15373

                                Re: Masturbation

                                Originally posted by DreamGirlie
                                Originally posted by pilot
                                Hey DG,
                                Maybe you can clear this one up:
                                I heard that girls can get off by crossing their legs and bouncing one leg. Is that true??
                                :ROFLMAO:



                                Originally posted by pilot
                                DAMN!! Look at what I've done!
                                Geez this is a better thread than I ever imagined :P
                                Don't try taking credit for this thread, you forgot about the thread until 7 pages later

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