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  • AndyH
    Platinum Poster
    • May 2005
    • 1786

    #76
    Re: Online Dating

    [x] pics or it didnt happen
    [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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    • lilsensa
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 6675

      #77
      Re: Online Dating

      It happened. She looked nothing like she did in her pictures. She looked pretty good in the pictures, but when I met her, it looked like she didn't put too much effort into her appearance.... Also, she has tourettes, burped out loud really annoyingly, and was depressing as hell to talk to....She kept telling me how depressing it was to work in the hospital as the person who pulls the plug on people that are no longer able to breath on their own...

      Fuck, I always get the weird shit happen to me....
      RIP ~ Steve James







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      • MCKat
        Fresh Peossy
        • Nov 2006
        • 45

        #78
        Re: Online Dating

        Oh no! I guess it would be pretty depressing working in a hospital and helping people die.. Maybe the tourettes make it a little easier to pull that plug..

        The weird shit always happens to you because people on MS need good stories.. Keep dating, and keep us posted!

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        • floridaorange
          I'm merely a humble butler
          • Dec 2005
          • 29116

          #79
          Re: Online Dating

          ^Lilsensa - your thinking is wrong, first one down, several more to go... it's a numbers game, I would think that you would need to go out with maybe 5 - 10 online chix (closer to 10) before you find one that is who she claims to be online.

          It was fun while it lasted...

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          • Steve Graham
            DJ Jelly
            • Jun 2004
            • 12887

            #80
            Re: Online Dating

            Originally posted by Kinetic
            I actually started to chat to a girl I met on match.com a couple of months ago.

            In the meantime I´ve gotten involved with another girl in the "real world", and about two days ago I was at her house when this chick I had been chatting to just called me on the cell phone I didn´t even remember giving her my number and we had exchanged like just 3 or 4 messages on match.com, and this woman calls me at 11PM !

            I had to make it look like a wrong number. I felt kinda shitty about it because she seemed nice and all that, but I´m not "in the market" anymore.

            Kind of weird that she would turn out to be this forthcoming...

            omg! you gave a girl your number and she had the audacity to call you before using her ESP and figuring you were with another girl.. bitch! lol

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            • Haziel
              Likes a finger upthere
              • Jan 2007
              • 3195

              #81
              Re: Online Dating

              Originally posted by lilsensa
              It happened. She looked nothing like she did in her pictures. She looked pretty good in the pictures, but when I met her, it looked like she didn't put too much effort into her appearance.... Also, she has tourettes, burped out loud really annoyingly, and was depressing as hell to talk to....She kept telling me how depressing it was to work in the hospital as the person who pulls the plug on people that are no longer able to breath on their own...

              Fuck, I always get the weird shit happen to me....
              ok but did you hit it ?

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              • lilsensa
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 6675

                #82
                Re: Online Dating

                Originally posted by Haziel
                ok but did you hit it ?
                No, I felt bad for her.
                RIP ~ Steve James







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                • floridaorange
                  I'm merely a humble butler
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 29116

                  #83
                  Re: Online Dating

                  ^ That sounds like a terrible date...maybe next time you decide before actually going out, by having a drink first at her/your place...

                  It was fun while it lasted...

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                  • simonr
                    Transitionator
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 8796

                    #84
                    Re: Online Dating

                    Sounds like the date from hell .... seriously, youn't even make that shit up !

                    On the plus side all other dates should be better - maybe you need a mid-date phone call, just in case it's going badly and you have to leave because your pet parrot's been taken ill.
                    sigpicSimonR

                    This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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                    • lilsensa
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6675

                      #85
                      Re: Online Dating

                      At the end, she asked what I wanted to do....I told her I had to go to bed early because I was helping my nan with something in the morning.. Ha!
                      RIP ~ Steve James







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                      • floridaorange
                        I'm merely a humble butler
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 29116

                        #86
                        Re: Online Dating

                        ^thats totally fine, women do this all the time...I would have hung out asked a few questions, felt the vibe a little before leaving her place (then decide if you are leaving with or without her next time at this point). Remember you are in control (with all DUE respect) not her (Can't wait till chanty or dq reads/responds to this, btw)

                        It was fun while it lasted...

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                        • Haziel
                          Likes a finger upthere
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 3195

                          #87
                          Re: Online Dating

                          ok we get she wasnt pretty but lets se the photo you saw online

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                          • lilsensa
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6675

                            #88
                            Re: Online Dating

                            ^^Eh, no. I have a little bit of respect. I want to though....But....No.
                            RIP ~ Steve James







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                            • Corven
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 4080

                              #89
                              Re: Online Dating

                              Originally posted by lilsensa
                              ^^eh, no. I have a little bit of respect.
                              +10
                              I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                              • simonr
                                Transitionator
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 8796

                                #90
                                Re: Online Dating

                                oooooh go on !

                                nah - stay respectful.

                                If she has tourets just imagin the filth she would have come out with during sex !
                                sigpicSimonR

                                This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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