One for the Xmas list (NSFW)

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  • mixu
    Travel Guru Extraordinaire
    • Jun 2004
    • 1115

    One for the Xmas list (NSFW)

    More eBay madness...



    :ROFLMAO:


    :edit: It's been taken down ? some girl was auctioning a feel of her tits!
    Ask me a question...
  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    #2
    :ROFLMAO: the Questions & Answers are classic!

    Q: I've seen these before!!!
    A: That's not a question, it's a statement.

    Q: I assume theres no warranty with these
    A: No, there isn't...I can't think of anything funny to say to that!

    Q: DO you have them in a bigger size?
    A: What do you think? That I have an Inflate breasts button?

    Q: is it just my hands i'm allowed to use when touching your jugs?
    A: see other questions hone

    Q: While playing with these items, would the winning bidder be allowed to give you a pearl necklace?
    A: Depends how high the bidding goes!

    Q: Would you consider a part exchange? I could allow you 5 minutes with something of mine...that should be enough time.
    A: No I wouldn't!

    Q: have you thought about auctioning any other body parts, as i am a bum man personally
    A: I thought about it, but that might get a little strange....I mean, what would you do to a bum for that amount of time?

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    • skahound
      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
      • Jun 2004
      • 11411

      #3
      Re: One for the Xmas list (NSFW)

      You will be provided with a cup of tea and a snack! Bargain!
      I'm sold.
      A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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      • Pataky P
        asdf_imo
        • Jun 2004
        • 1966

        #4
        Thanks the info,and the link!!! :wink:

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        • picklemonkey
          Double hoodie beer monster
          • Jun 2004
          • 15373

          #5
          [http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004530820,00.html]

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