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well, go ahead, cuz todays SUCKS.
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your life is an occasion, rise to it.
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Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
Do you know the song 'Shelter' by the Brand New Heavies? I wrote alternative farmer lyrics to entertain my office. Maybe it'll entertain you for a minute!
Original:
I was born in the city
There's no flies on me
Life can't deliver
No surprise to me
Got a head full of trouble
The world's weight on my back
I'm a fighter
I survive like that
I'm a modern enigma
I am living proof
Cold eyes speaking volumes
Of my troubled youth
I believe in the future
>From mistakes I have grown
Leaving the shadows
Which were once my home
Need your hand to help me over
Need your shoulder
Need your light to bring me closer
To your shelter
Farmer Version: (sung in a westcountry accent)
I was born in the country
Lots of flies on me
I can deliver
Live calves you see
Got a cart full of apples
Bales of straw on my back
I’m a farmer
I survive like that
I drink casks full of cider
At a lethal proof
All the milkmaids admire
My remaining tooth
I believe in the corn gods
Lots of crops I have grown
In the sunshine
Near my farmyard home
Need to make the cows eat slower
Need your mower
Need moonlight to bring me closer
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Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
I'm right there with you sightless. I suggest my all time internet favorite, never fails to produce a smile:
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Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
^ i make reference to that all the time
yo muthafucka, say weeeeee!Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
"some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."
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Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
here's your entertainment
www.mjwebhosting.com
Jib says:
he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dlComment
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Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
and in case they can't make it to you, here's your ride
www.mjwebhosting.com
Jib says:
he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dlComment
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Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
I posted it another thread, but www.fmylife.com has had me smiling for the past few days.
Fark.com is always fun too.Comment
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Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
Drink lots of coffee and smoke a ton of dubes...that outta help with the anxiety. JK!!
Honestly, I suggest a couple of pints after work and relax!
Just remember that you won't feel this way tomorrow and you can change your mood with your thoughts! Hope ya feel better soon!
Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....Comment
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Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
stay up playa.
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Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
ive been the same for the last couple of days, for me i think it was the caffeine, so, no more dr. peppers for me today...:: listen :: react ::..
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Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
Not sure what will work for you Sean, but to get through the unemployment blues,I spent yesterday getting drunk, watching soccer, and learning not to care.Originally posted by ShpiraSo came back last night...
Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....
All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soonOriginally posted by IlluminateComment
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Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
Thanks, sometime off has given me a chance to work on my post count, have work like Dhar.Originally posted by ShpiraSo came back last night...
Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....
All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soonOriginally posted by IlluminateComment
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