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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20895
    #1

    Fuck my life!

    Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML
    Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML
    Today, my friends and I decided that we were going to make fun of our teacher by laughing as hard as we could at the first thing he said because he was always cracking horrible jokes. He walked in and told us his father had just passed. I was the only one to laugh. FML
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    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
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    • Dhar_2
      meat and potatoes
      • Jun 2004
      • 18917
      #2
      Re: Fuck my life!


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        • Kamal
          Administrator
          • May 2002
          • 28835
          #3
          Re: Fuck my life!

          I dont think that is a confession board but more of a collection of funny quotes that someone dreamt up when they were drinking a gallon of whiskey a day.

          The writing style is just too identical for it to be more than 1 person behind the keyboard.
          www.mjwebhosting.com

          Jib says:
          he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
          Originally posted by ace_dl
          Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
          I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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            • DIDI
              Aussie Pest
              • Nov 2004
              • 16844
              #4
              Re: Fuck my life!

              Whew!! Had me worried for a moment.
              Originally posted by TheVrk
              it IS incredible isn't it??
              STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
              Simply does not get any better than Hernan
              The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                • Dhar_2
                  meat and potatoes
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 18917
                  #5
                  Re: Fuck my life!

                  Originally posted by Kamal
                  when they were drinking a gallon of whiskey.
                  i wanna drink a gallon of whiskey a day!

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                    • lilsensa
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6675
                      #6
                      Re: Fuck my life!

                      ^^You would, you pervert!!!!
                      RIP ~ Steve James







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                        • Miroslav
                          WHOA I can change this!1!
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 4122
                          #7
                          Re: Fuck my life!

                          I've visited this site before on occasion...it's hilarious
                          mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                            • Dhar_2
                              meat and potatoes
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 18917
                              #8
                              Re: Fuck my life!

                              Originally posted by lilsensa
                              ^^You would, you pervert!!!!
                              hows that perverted???

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                                • lilsensa
                                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 6675
                                  #9
                                  Re: Fuck my life!

                                  I don't know, but it is!!
                                  RIP ~ Steve James







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                                    • Dhar_2
                                      meat and potatoes
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 18917
                                      #10
                                      Re: Fuck my life!


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