The Lamest Gift You Can Give This Holiday Season

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  • esef
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1717

    The Lamest Gift You Can Give This Holiday Season

    Staplers of the stars stuff stockings
    Bill Gates, Paris Hilton and more donate autographed staplers to be auctioned off for charity.

    Staplers are going glam this holiday season.

    More than 100 celebrities and business icons are donating their signatures for the "Staplers of the Stars" online charity auction created by office products retailer Staples.

    Celebrities including Bill Gates, Paris Hilton, Tiger Woods, Meryl Streep and Orlando Bloom have donated their pricey signatures for the event, which takes place on Nov. 16 and runs through Dec. 6, the company said in a statement.

    The proceeds of the auction will go to charities designated by the celebrities, including City of Hope, Global Green and the Harlem Boys Choir.

    "We've made it easy to get a truly unique holiday gift for someone while supporting a charitable cause," Shira Goodman, executive vice president of marketing for Staples, said in a statement.



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  • SickBoy
    Addiction started
    • Jun 2004
    • 496

    #2
    Re: The Lamest Gift You Can Give This Holiday Season

    nah.. burnt cds are the worst gift ever and ever. there's nothing worse than getting a burnt cd with a bunch of music on it that you already have. lamest and utterly the worst fucking gift ever.

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    • skahound
      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
      • Jun 2004
      • 11411

      #3
      Re: The Lamest Gift You Can Give This Holiday Season

      Originally posted by SickBoy
      nah.. burnt cds are the worst gift ever and ever. there's nothing worse than getting a burnt cd with a bunch of music on it that you already have. lamest and utterly the worst fucking gift ever.

      Damn. Guess I'll have to think of something else to give you now. Thanks for ruining my surprise asshole.
      A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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      • Civic_Zen
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 1116

        #4


        No, this is the lamest gift you can give someone this holiday.
        "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus (55-117 A.D.)
        "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
        - Thomas Jefferson

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        • Jibgolly
          Vortexuralizor
          • Jun 2004
          • 20773

          #5
          hahaha.
          the stapler give away is most definitely lame.
          but i'd love to meet the guy who actually spends money on the dvd rewinder.

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          • MJ
            Here since 2002
            • Jun 2004
            • 6560

            #6
            LMFAO @ civics post

            I CAN see someone buyign that shit.
            mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



            Silentium est aureum

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            • muggeh
              Getting Somewhere
              • Jun 2004
              • 218

              #7
              I should get it for my mom, she asked if i shouldn't rewind the dvd once

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              • skahound
                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                • Jun 2004
                • 11411

                #8
                That's like the classic: Solar Powered Clothes Dryer for $49.95 pictured below:



                The creator was locked up in 2003 and thought to have made roughly $10 Million through this and similar scams.
                A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                • picklemonkey
                  Double hoodie beer monster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 15373

                  #9
                  [http://www.mercuryengine.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=164]

                  There still ARE gullible people in this world

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                  • FM
                    Wooooooo!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 5361

                    #10
                    lmao there'll always be...

                    (ps should have kept the joke goin)
                    FM

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                    • MJ
                      Here since 2002
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6560

                      #11
                      Originally posted by picklemonkey
                      [http://www.mercuryengine.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=164]

                      There still ARE gullible people in this world
                      Oh Kamal, you just made my day sir.
                      mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                      Silentium est aureum

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                      • erin eden
                        Fresh Peossy
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 5

                        #12
                        paris hilton should keep hers and use it to staple her wonkey eye open.

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                        • Steve Graham
                          DJ Jelly
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 12887

                          #13
                          Originally posted by erin eden
                          paris hilton should keep hers and use it to staple her wonkey eye open.
                          or her fucking clapper-trap shut

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                          • erin eden
                            Fresh Peossy
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 5

                            #14
                            Originally posted by unome
                            Originally posted by erin eden
                            paris hilton should keep hers and use it to staple her wonkey eye open.
                            or her fucking clapper-trap shut

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