What's In a Name?

[i!!ustrious]

Re: What's In a Name?

i'd say, grab her hand, sing her sweet serenades with lemonade, and then pork her shittar

courage wolf's ageless wisdom would advise you to:

[TheMightyGreg]

A shitload in my opinion. My job title used to be 'Online Manager' - not particularly entertaining or evocative, but after a relatively small change in my role it has been (in my opinion) significantly upgraded to 'Website Editor' Whoop Whoop!

My colleague told me this will instantly make me more attractive to the oppostie sex, so I immediately emailed the girl I'm seeing asking her opinion, and her response was...

"Yes, the next time I see you, you can fuck me in the ass"

I'm yet to find out if she's joking - I anticipate she might be.

Any other significantly sexy/dull job titles out there?