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  • Shpira
    Angry Boy Child
    • Oct 2006
    • 4969

    Fu*K Yeah! I'm Oprah Rich!

    RE: TRANSFER OF ($ 126,000.000.00 USD}
    ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX MILLION DOLLAR
    ATTENTION: CEO,

    Dear Sir,

    I am Mr. Mccarthy Benedict. the Auditor General of
    one of the prime banks here South Africa, during
    the course of our auditing,I discovered a floating
    fund in an account opened in the bank in 1995 and
    since 1998 nobody has operated on this account
    again,after going through some old files in the
    records I discovered that the owner of the account
    died without a [heir] hence the money is floating
    and if I do not remit this money out urgently it
    will be forfeited for nothing.

    The owner of this account is Mr. Allan P.Seaman,
    a foreigner, and an industrialist, and he died,
    since 1996. and no other person knows about this
    account or any thing concerning it, the account
    has no other beneficiary and my investigation
    proved to me as well that Allan P. Seaman until
    his death was the manager Diamond Safari [pty]
    S.A.

    We will start the first transfer with twenty six
    million [$26,000.000] upon successful transaction
    without any disappoint from your side, we shall
    re-apply for the payment of the remaining rest
    amount to your account.

    The amount involved is (USD 126 M) One hundred
    and twenty six million United States Dollars only.
    I want to first transfer $26,000.000 [Twenty six
    million United States Dollar] from this money
    into a safe foreigners account abroad before the
    rest, but I don?t know any foreigner, I am only
    contacting you as a foreigner because this money
    can not be approved to a local person here, without
    valid international foreign passport, but can only
    be approved to any foreigner with valid international
    passport or drivers license and foreign a/c because
    the money is in US dollars and the former owner of
    the a/c Mr. Allan P. Seaman is a foreigner too,and
    the money can only be approved into a foreign a/c.
    However, we will sign abinding agreement, to bind us
    together.

    I am revealing this to you with believe in God that
    you will never let me down in this business. Send
    also your private telephone and fax number including
    the full details of the account to be used for the
    deposit.

    I want us to meet face to face to build confidence
    and to sign a binding agreement that will bind us
    together before transferring the money to any
    account of your choice where the fund will be safe.
    Before we fly to your country for withdrawal,
    sharing and investments.I need your full co-operation
    to make this work fine, Because the management is
    ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who
    has correct information of this account, which I
    will give to you,upon your positive response and
    once I am convinced that you are capable and will
    meet up with instruction of a key bank official
    who is deeply involved with me in this business.
    I need your strong assurance that you will never,
    never let me down.With my influence and the position
    of the bank official we can transfer this money to
    any foreigner?s reliable account which you can
    provide with assurance that this money will be
    intact pending our physical arrival in your country
    for sharing. The bank official will destroy all
    documents of transaction immediately we receive
    this money leaving no trace to any place and to
    build confidence you can come immediately to discuss
    with me face to face after which I will make this
    remittance in your presence and three of us will
    fly to your country at least two days ahead of the
    money going into the account.

    I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately
    I hear from you that you are ready to act and receive
    this fund in your account. I will use my position
    and influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward
    transfer of this money to your account with appropriate
    clearance from the relevant ministries and foreign
    exchange departments.

    At the conclusion of this business, you will be given
    20% of the total amount, 70% will be for me, while 8%
    will be for expenses both parties might have incurred
    during the process of transferring, while 2% for charity,
    as a mark of God's gratitude for the blessing.

    Please,I look forward to your earliest reply through
    this my private email address: abcbenedict233@gmail.com

    Regards,
    Mr. Mccarthy Benedict
    abcbenedict233@gmail.com
    The Idiots ARE Winning.


    "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
    Mark Twain

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  • nick007
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Oct 2007
    • 6095

    #2
    Re: Fu*K Yeah! I'm Oprah Rich!

    Nigerians - the worlds biggest scam artists

    The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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    • Miroslav
      WHOA I can change this!1!
      • Apr 2006
      • 4122

      #3
      Re: Fu*K Yeah! I'm Oprah Rich!

      I hope you did not delay in emailing him your address, cell phone, bank account numbers, credit card numbers, and social security number. Sometimes these transactions can fall through easily, so you want to play it safe and not hold back on the details!
      mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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      • Shpira
        Angry Boy Child
        • Oct 2006
        • 4969

        #4
        Re: Fu*K Yeah! I'm Oprah Rich!

        Yeah I sent him a stool sample just to be on the safe side
        The Idiots ARE Winning.


        "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
        Mark Twain

        SOBRIETY MIX

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        • AndyH
          Platinum Poster
          • May 2005
          • 1786

          #5
          Re: Fu*K Yeah! I'm Oprah Rich!

          I got a useful one from my bank the other day asking me to verify my account details for security purposes. I sure am glad that these big corporations are on to the scammers and I feel alot safer now I have verified my details. Imagine if I hadnt and one of those dodgy Nigerians got hold of them!
          [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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          • onique
            Getting warmed up
            • Nov 2008
            • 51

            #6
            Re: Fu*K Yeah! I'm Oprah Rich!

            I love me some Nigerian emails, i try to drag them out for as long as possible, like a pirated arms shipment.

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            • Shpira
              Angry Boy Child
              • Oct 2006
              • 4969

              #7
              Re: Fu*K Yeah! I'm Oprah Rich!

              I actually phoned one up just for LOL's it was so funny...he could hardly speak a word of English.
              The Idiots ARE Winning.


              "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
              Mark Twain

              SOBRIETY MIX

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              • Shpira
                Angry Boy Child
                • Oct 2006
                • 4969

                #8
                Re: Fu*K Yeah! I'm Oprah Rich!

                FROM MR EMMANUEL SAMUEL.
                BILLS AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
                BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
                OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.


                Dear Friend,

                I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) here in OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$30m dollars (THIRTY Million US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer (ENGR. STEVEN MOORE from AUSTRALI) who died along with his entire family in Jully 2005 in a plane crash.

                Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlings and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

                The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after four years, the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

                I agree that 40% of this money will be for you as a respect to the provision of a foriegn account , 10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 50% would be for me Thereafter, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you arranged,you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where in the money will be remitted.

                Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application . I will not fail to bring to your notice this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.

                Trusting to hear from you immediately.
                Yours Faithfully,
                MR EMMANUEL SAMUEL.
                The Idiots ARE Winning.


                "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
                Mark Twain

                SOBRIETY MIX

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