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  • sakio pod
    SALAD TOSSER
    • Jun 2004
    • 6034

    Jibs quotes

    was checking out some of the messages we used to tag back and forth.

    some of this shit steve would come up with LMAO classic SJ material

    "the balls resting on your chin are worth enough money to buy half a happy meal once every three weeks. i will gladly invest if you can guarantee a three-million percent return on my up front monetary deposit. thats meaning yousuckalottaballz!"


    whos got some????

    share plz
  • MJ
    Here since 2002
    • Jun 2004
    • 6560

    #2
    Re: Jibs quotes

    "Mike you limey bastard"

    Every time I spoke to him this was his opening line.
    mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



    Silentium est aureum

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    • Steve Graham
      DJ Jelly
      • Jun 2004
      • 12887

      #3
      Re: Jibs quotes

      "touch me where I'm brown"

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      • Mad'Em Fixer
        Addiction started
        • Aug 2008
        • 250

        #4
        Re: Jibs quotes

        "yafuckingcuntcha!"

        and

        "I only get scared when i cant find a matching pair of socks. i mean really, who wants mis-matched feet?"
        Last edited by Mad'Em Fixer; March 13, 2009, 07:47:52 AM.
        UFUCKINGCUNTCHA!!!!R.I.P. Jib!

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        • sakio pod
          SALAD TOSSER
          • Jun 2004
          • 6034

          #5
          Re: Jibs quotes

          Originally posted by steve graham
          "touch me where i'm brown"
          yes!!!!

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          • hambino21
            PFC Semen Ham
            • Jul 2004
            • 863

            #6
            Re: Jibs quotes

            I remember back in the day when the music was relatively new to our crew of people, and everyone was trying to figure out what each style was and all. We had a party we were all hanging out at and one of our mutual friends spun some horrible track that we couldn't quite figure out. My bro started calling it druma dn bass/jungle and the dude who spun it said it was house, and tensions started. Steve managed to extinguish the situation by calling it "Trifugle House". everyone just died laughing. Ill always remember that.

            Oh and 2nd day no sleep at WMC 2005 or 6 I can't remember. We were sitting on the pool deck of the Eden Rock resort totally destroyed and he said " Id fuck a a dead cat right now" Once again I almost died laughing my ass off.

            Theres a hell of a lot more, Ill post them when they come to me.
            " Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"

            - Me-

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            • TomTom
              Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
              • May 2002
              • 16206

              #7
              Re: Jibs quotes

              I am proud to say I was always his German Swine.

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              • Adzey
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Mar 2008
                • 3517

                #8
                Re: Jibs quotes

                ^ that


                "Working like a wizard he doesn't jump around much or react much to what he is playing but the place is going nuts"

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                • Mad'Em Fixer
                  Addiction started
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 250

                  #9
                  Re: Jibs quotes

                  This was Jib's description of Foreplay:

                  lips
                  cheeks
                  ears
                  neck
                  shoulders
                  mid chest
                  tummy
                  breasts
                  tummy again
                  pelvis
                  breasts
                  upper thigh
                  middle thigh
                  calves
                  toes
                  calves again
                  inner thigh
                  breasts
                  flower
                  flower
                  flower
                  flower
                  flower/breasts
                  breasts/flower
                  repeat

                  turkey club sandwich


                  UFUCKINGCUNTCHA!!!!R.I.P. Jib!

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                  • lilsensa
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6675

                    #10
                    Re: Jibs quotes

                    ^^lol
                    RIP ~ Steve James







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                    • MJ
                      Here since 2002
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6560

                      #11
                      Re: Jibs quotes

                      Originally posted by Mad'Em Fixer
                      This was Jib's description of Foreplay:

                      lips
                      cheeks
                      ears
                      neck
                      shoulders
                      mid chest
                      tummy
                      breasts
                      tummy again
                      pelvis
                      breasts
                      upper thigh
                      middle thigh
                      calves
                      toes
                      calves again
                      inner thigh
                      breasts
                      flower
                      flower
                      flower
                      flower
                      flower/breasts
                      breasts/flower
                      repeat

                      turkey club sandwich


                      I just read this out to my Mrs.

                      mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                      Silentium est aureum

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                      • sakio pod
                        SALAD TOSSER
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 6034

                        #12
                        Re: Jibs quotes

                        what'd she think???

                        is she down

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                        • MJ
                          Here since 2002
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6560

                          #13
                          Re: Jibs quotes

                          Yes, she says can relate.
                          mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                          Silentium est aureum

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                          • Mad'Em Fixer
                            Addiction started
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 250

                            #14
                            Re: Jibs quotes

                            I love that. I actually have it posted right above my desk and smile every time I read it!
                            UFUCKINGCUNTCHA!!!!R.I.P. Jib!

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                            • Steve Graham
                              DJ Jelly
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 12887

                              #15
                              Re: Jibs quotes

                              I have it posted near my bed for instructional use

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