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  • Shpira
    Angry Boy Child
    • Oct 2006
    • 4969

    My Friday :(

    I am a messy bastard...Check out the shit that I have to get through...How the hell am I supposed to get laid with this shit??? Its gonna take an eternity to clean. Well better get to it...






    Wish me luck
    The Idiots ARE Winning.


    "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
    Mark Twain

    SOBRIETY MIX
  • Shpira
    Angry Boy Child
    • Oct 2006
    • 4969

    #2
    Re: My Friday

    and I just found a rotten orange behind the sofa ...lol
    The Idiots ARE Winning.


    "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
    Mark Twain

    SOBRIETY MIX

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    • Kamal
      Administrator
      • May 2002
      • 28835

      #3
      Re: My Friday

      was that your chaser from the other night?
      www.mjwebhosting.com

      Jib says:
      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
      Originally posted by ace_dl
      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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      • Shpira
        Angry Boy Child
        • Oct 2006
        • 4969

        #4
        Re: My Friday

        I have no idea, perhaps I think the lemons I found in a pile were more likely serving that purpose... the girl that I met a week ago or so called me and wanted to come over tonight...I looked around and said better come tomorrow, now I am thinking maybe she should come next week...

        The dust has gathered into little bushes...like tumble weed I swear its insane...I haven't cleaned my house in like six months and I haven't washed my windows in more than a YEAR!

        I should really hire a cleaner...but I always get pissed off with them when they try and impose their own system on me.
        The Idiots ARE Winning.


        "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
        Mark Twain

        SOBRIETY MIX

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        • floridaorange
          I'm merely a humble butler
          • Dec 2005
          • 29116

          #5
          Re: My Friday

          Time for an intervention, lol


          btw, do not forget to blast music while you clean. Drink a beer and play some good tunes, you'll be done in no time. (cough slob, jk)

          It was fun while it lasted...

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          • Shpira
            Angry Boy Child
            • Oct 2006
            • 4969

            #6
            Re: My Friday

            Yeah that's what I am doing
            corona and Kollektiv Turmstrasse!!!
            The Idiots ARE Winning.


            "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
            Mark Twain

            SOBRIETY MIX

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            • nick007
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Oct 2007
              • 6095

              #7
              Re: My Friday

              Messy sod, throw everything in a cupboard and get laid tonight

              The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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              • picklemonkey
                Double hoodie beer monster
                • Jun 2004
                • 15373

                #8
                Re: My Friday

                why is there toilet paper by your keyboard?

                it looks like you're already getting action in that mess.

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                • i!!ustrious
                  I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 12308

                  #9
                  Re: My Friday

                  tp i would assume is for faps

                  hey dude today's yur lucky day to clean. get to werk!
                  (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                  • Shpira
                    Angry Boy Child
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 4969

                    #10
                    Re: My Friday

                    Originally posted by picklemonkey
                    why is there toilet paper by your keyboard?

                    it looks like you're already getting action in that mess.
                    Its my universal cleaning tool...it works for everything
                    The Idiots ARE Winning.


                    "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
                    Mark Twain

                    SOBRIETY MIX

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                    • Miguel
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 3182

                      #11
                      Re: My Friday

                      ^^^ that and windex

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                      • floridaorange
                        I'm merely a humble butler
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 29116

                        #12
                        Re: My Friday

                        Originally posted by Shpira
                        Its my universal cleaning tool...it works for everything
                        ahaha

                        It was fun while it lasted...

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                        • res0nat0r
                          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                          • May 2006
                          • 14475

                          #13
                          Re: My Friday

                          ^

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                          • i!!ustrious
                            I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 12308

                            #14
                            Re: My Friday

                            Originally posted by nick007
                            Messy sod, throw everything in a cupboard and get laid tonight

                            (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                            • DIDI
                              Aussie Pest
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 16844

                              #15
                              Re: My Friday

                              That's nothing compared to the guy I had sharing my house a while back . Didn't change his sheets in 9 months. His girls NEVER came back I used to get some much porn spam while he was here. !!

                              Btw Best cleaning tool, Spray bottle of water and microfibre clothes . Clean any surface without damaging and work really well!
                              Originally posted by TheVrk
                              it IS incredible isn't it??
                              STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                              Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                              The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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