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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    Is this why citibank went tits up?

    Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.

    This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

    A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00.


    A family member placed a call to Citibank.
    Here is the exchange
    :
    Family Member:
    'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'
    Citibank
    :
    'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'
    Family Member
    : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections. '
    Citibank
    : 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'
    Family Member
    : So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'
    Citibank
    : 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, ma ybe both!'
    Family Member
    : 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'
    Citibank:
    ' Excuse me?'
    Family Member
    : 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'
    Citibank
    : 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'

    Supervisor gets on the phone
    :

    Family Member
    : 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'
    Citibank
    : 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'
    Family Member
    : 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'
    Citibank
    : (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'
    Family Member
    : 'No, I'm her great nephew.' ( Lawyer info was given)
    Citibank:
    'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'
    Family Member
    : 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )
    After they get the fax
    :

    Citibank
    : 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.' Family Member : 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'
    Citibank:
    'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.' (What is wrong with these people?!?)
    Family Member
    : 'Would you like her new billing address?'
    Citibank
    : 'That might help...'
    Family Member
    : ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'
    Citibank
    : 'Sir, that's a cemetery !'
    Family Member
    : 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???
    (Priceless!! )
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  • res0nat0r
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • May 2006
    • 14475

    #2
    Re: Is this why citibank went tits up?

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    • Steve Graham
      DJ Jelly
      • Jun 2004
      • 12887

      #3
      Re: Is this why citibank went tits up?

      not at all surprised.. when you have people working at call centers making $9.00/hr, what do you expect.. customer service, ha! no such thing

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      • fyrestarter
        Gold Gabber
        • Feb 2009
        • 527

        #4
        Re: Is this why citibank went tits up?

        i came in here expecting tits.

        thread does not deliver
        I wonder if this new healthcare thing covers my pre-existing condition: AWESOMENESS.

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        • raver_mania
          Watch out....I'm trying to sense here
          • Aug 2004
          • 216

          #5
          Re: Is this why citibank went tits up?

          Dude if this is for real (and not another ingenious chain letter ;-) ) then this is pretty damn ridiculous!!

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          • floridaorange
            I'm merely a humble butler
            • Dec 2005
            • 29116

            #6
            Re: Is this why citibank went tits up?

            i personally have had good experiences with citibank and late charges compared with other banks. I don't agree of w. this incident of course.

            It was fun while it lasted...

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            • clintlove
              Hey girl, ya Hungry?
              • Jun 2004
              • 3264

              #7
              Re: Is this why citibank went tits up?

              This is pretty funny. I have a history of getting bad customer service and letting them know about it. This is no surprise.

              Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

              sigpic

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              • feather
                Shanghai ooompa loompa
                • Jul 2004
                • 20900

                #8
                Re: Is this why citibank went tits up?

                Originally posted by floridaorange
                i personally have had good experiences with citibank and late charges compared with other banks. I don't agree of w. this incident of course.
                Well you're alive ...

                i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

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                • simonr
                  Transitionator
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 8796

                  #9
                  Re: Is this why citibank went tits up?

                  This actually doesn't suprise me !
                  sigpicSimonR

                  This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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                  • DIDI
                    Aussie Pest
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 16845

                    #10
                    Re: Is this why citibank went tits up?

                    Originally posted by TheVrk
                    it IS incredible isn't it??
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                    • nick007
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 6095

                      #11
                      Re: Is this why citibank went tits up?

                      Funny and sad at the same time

                      The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                      • Dhar_2
                        meat and potatoes
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 18924

                        #12
                        Re: Is this why citibank went tits up?

                        banks can be right wankers!!!

                        it fucks me off that we technically have to leave our moeny with them.

                        stuffing it in the mattress isnt safe anymore!

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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18924

                          #13
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                          • Homskillet
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 1289

                            #14
                            Re: Is this why citibank went tits up?

                            Classic... I love how he give the cemetery's address at the end!
                            https://soundcloud.com/dahlheim/shadynasty-tres-final

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