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  • Mariner1
    Banned
    • Feb 2009
    • 500

    ShamWow Guy on South Beach

    arrested for beating a hooker. WMC. White Male Charged. heh

    4/8 UPDATE: Crime scene photos show bloody aftermath of ShamWow slugfest MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has b
  • Hg_addict
    Addiction started
    • Dec 2005
    • 307

    #2
    Re: ShamWow Guy on South Beach

    Hooker got Slap Chopped!

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    • Funky Dredd
      Are you Kidding me??
      • May 2005
      • 3701

      #3
      Re: ShamWow Guy on South Beach

      he looks like he could have used a shamwow to clean his face up with!
      Mutations presents Change The Music

      Mutations (original show)

      Mutations presents Change The Music airs 4th Friday of the month on SaturoSounds



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      • AntonyM
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Oct 2004
        • 6415

        #4
        Re: ShamWow Guy on South Beach

        Think fyrestarter was caught teabagging the guy
        Originally posted by Shpira
        So came back last night...
        Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

        All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
        Originally posted by Illuminate
        Let me get this straight.

        So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

        1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
        2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
        3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
        4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

        Am I close here?

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        • simonr
          Transitionator
          • Jun 2004
          • 8796

          #5
          Re: ShamWow Guy on South Beach

          "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons"
          sigpicSimonR

          This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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          • Steve Graham
            DJ Jelly
            • Jun 2004
            • 12887

            #6
            Re: ShamWow Guy on South Beach

            ^^^ no way! alcohol? in south beach? during wmc? who'da thunk it

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            • Miroslav
              WHOA I can change this!1!
              • Apr 2006
              • 4122

              #7
              Re: ShamWow Guy on South Beach

              after seeing those obnoxious mini-infomercials...this is one of those things that just makes me think, "yeah, that makes sense."
              mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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              • Funky Dredd
                Are you Kidding me??
                • May 2005
                • 3701

                #8
                Re: ShamWow Guy on South Beach

                Originally posted by Miroslav
                after seeing those obnoxious mini-infomercials...this is one of those things that just makes me think, "yeah, that makes sense."
                also brings a whole new meaning to "you following me camera guy"
                Mutations presents Change The Music

                Mutations (original show)

                Mutations presents Change The Music airs 4th Friday of the month on SaturoSounds



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                • Steve Graham
                  DJ Jelly
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 12887

                  #9
                  Re: ShamWow Guy on South Beach

                  he paid $1000.00 to shag that? lol

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                  • Miroslav
                    WHOA I can change this!1!
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 4122

                    #10
                    Re: ShamWow Guy on South Beach

                    ^^ "I dunno, she sells herself!"
                    mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                    • MJDub
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2765

                      #11
                      Re: ShamWow Guy on South Beach

                      Originally posted by Miroslav
                      ^^ "I dunno, she sells herself!"
                      Hiyooo!!
                      http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                      You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                      "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                      • GetAchievements
                        Getting Somewhere
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 170

                        #12
                        Re: ShamWow Guy on South Beach

                        Originally posted by Steve Graham
                        he paid $1000.00 to shag that? lol
                        For real, The going price for her twat is a $100 bucks tops. maybe throw in a sham-wow.
                        http://soundcloud.com/getachievements

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                        • Miroslav
                          WHOA I can change this!1!
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 4122

                          #13
                          Re: ShamWow Guy on South Beach

                          "Now watch how easily I use the ShamWow (tm) to absorb the blood flowing out of my mouth from that hooker bite. 50% of the blood right there. You following me, camera guy?"
                          mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                          • Steve Graham
                            DJ Jelly
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 12887

                            #14
                            Re: ShamWow Guy on South Beach

                            ^^^ lmao

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                            • Funky Dredd
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • May 2005
                              • 3701

                              #15
                              Re: ShamWow Guy on South Beach

                              Mutations presents Change The Music

                              Mutations (original show)

                              Mutations presents Change The Music airs 4th Friday of the month on SaturoSounds



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