Tweet
-
-
"Thanks to your mom, you have no tits."Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.
-Bertrand Russell -
"You've blossomed into a fiiiine young woman,have a cigar"i'm not a real dork i just play one on the internet.......Comment
-
Re: Friday caption contest
"Hi Dad, I know we're not supposed to talk about it anymore, but you know that whole Monica thing... well, I've been thinking about it recently, lots - every time I do, well, it gives me a massive gaping wide on. I suppose what I'm trying to ask you is if you'd mind ramming one of your Cuban specials up my clout and sniffing it for me. "Comment
-
"Dad, I'd like to give you a kiss, but that massive beak of yours keeps getting in the way."A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.Comment
-
"She's my daughter, She's my daughter..."Comment
-
I never had a sexual relationship with that woman but boy I would love to.
Comment
-
Re: Friday caption contest
"Dad its not you fault its too small to fit in!"Comment
-
Re: Friday caption contest
"not a natural blond I see...."...I love you when you're not masterminding my downfallComment
-
Re: Friday caption contest
"What inspired the design for my new library? Here, let me show you..."Comment
-
Re: Friday caption contest
You can take the man out of Arkansas, but you can't take the Arkansas out of the man!Nietzsche, Dasein (Revaluation, DC)
MercurySessions: Revaluation with Nietzsche
Second Tuesdays || 7-8pm EST (midnight - 1am GMT)
Get on the list to recieve downloads, tracklistings and announcementsComment
-
"soon - yi i think i love you"Comment
-
Damn this bitch is ugly!Comment
-
Re: Friday caption contest
:ROFLMAO:Originally posted by unome
"Ahhhh, it's so nice to finally be able to be together, just happy, incest in the rain"sweet in winter, sweet in rain...
shake well before use she said
you never touch me anymore this way.Comment
Comment