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  • i!!ustrious
    I got some N64 Games Yo!!
    • Mar 2008
    • 12308

    i lost my car keys...

    ...in my house. for fucks sake i'm fail.

    supposed to be studying and training for the military, but everything is just going wrong today...

    what's going on [ms]?

    (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))
  • floridaorange
    I'm merely a humble butler
    • Dec 2005
    • 29116

    #2
    Re: i lost my car keys...

    ^This is a truly infuriating situation...happened to me back in December...my keys were on the back of my dad's car (with wallet) from when I came to my parents house to put up their christmas lights...2 months later they showed up at my old address in california, they had been found over 5 miles away from my parents home and mailed with my wallet (found together!) . GOOD LUCK!

    (dads car was blocked inside their garage by my moms car, but he found away around it)


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    • i!!ustrious
      I got some N64 Games Yo!!
      • Mar 2008
      • 12308

      #3
      Re: i lost my car keys...

      i'm raging right now and this is getting out of hand. i rearranged my bedroom yesterday, and threw away a lot of stuff.... im wondering if i somehow threw my keys away in the process.

      good deal bro. will have to brew some. only got some oregano and valerian atm, so i might concoct some of that... along side some cannabis
      (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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      • MJ
        Here since 2002
        • Jun 2004
        • 6560

        #4
        Re: i lost my car keys...

        I want to strangle the fuckers who say "Where did you have them last?" If I knew that I'd have them in my had numb nut!
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        • simonr
          Transitionator
          • Jun 2004
          • 8796

          #5
          Re: i lost my car keys...

          They are usually under something un-obvious or in a pair of jeans or coat pocket you threw on temporarily and forgot wearing !
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          • rainman
            Platinum Poster
            • Dec 2005
            • 1869

            #6
            Re: i lost my car keys...

            llok under the blankets, covers, etc. on your bed, this is where mine where last time i lost them. hope you find them.

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            • coleby761
              Are you Kidding me??
              • May 2008
              • 4857

              #7
              Re: i lost my car keys...

              Feel your pain bro. There have been many mornings my cell phone and keys are missing. Sometimes it's me but my toddlers love to grab my stuff and hide it. The rage you feel is unlike most anger I feel.

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              • chanty
                John, John, where art thou!
                • Jun 2004
                • 4622

                #8
                Re: i lost my car keys...

                So have you found them yet?
                Thankfully, I've found them everytime I've looked within 10min. I can imagine the frustration is strong!
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                • srbbnd
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 1088

                  #9
                  Re: i lost my car keys...

                  Dude that sucks balls. I have been in the situation numerous times. When you live with roomates its even worse. After a while evil thoughts would start to pop into my mind... First I check the house, then I try to retrace my steps which leads to outside. Then I think that maybe someone saw them laying on the ground and stole them. Then I think maybe one of my deusche bag roomates is trying to be funny. Grrrrr! Then I realize they are in my pocket.
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                  • chanty
                    John, John, where art thou!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4622

                    #10
                    Re: i lost my car keys...

                    ^ Wow!

                    Like I said, I've never lost my keys, but I have lost my health card in my home. I put it somewhere "safe" which really means you can't find it when you need it.
                    I ended up paying $50 to see the doctor which I could get back when I renewed my health card. But the frustration is REAL! Makes you want to punch a wall!
                    Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                    • Dhar_2
                      meat and potatoes
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 18924

                      #11
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                      • Kinetic
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2227

                        #12
                        Re: i lost my car keys...

                        When I worked driving vans around Europe carrying auto parts, I remember this one time I had to travel to Grenoble in France, and do a drop at a factory there.

                        I arrived just a few minutes before they were closing it for the day, it was dark already, so I parked, took the keys from the ignition and went to the back of the van to start preparing to unload the cargo.

                        These guys from the factory come up to help me take out the crates, loaded them in their warehouse and there, job done and now itīs my time to leave, so I reach for the keys in the pocket... nothing... I search on the floor of the vanīs cargo space... nothing...

                        I started panicking, go to the driverīs cabin, look everywhere, then I started walking around the van looking to the floor (remember it was dark and the parking lot was badly lit), no fuckinī keys anywhere.

                        So here I am, alone, 1,000 miles from home, itīs dark and all the workers in the factory have gone already, I have no money on the cell phone to call for help, I literally had tears in my eyes and was thinking "oh fuck, oh fuck, now Iīm gonna have to sleep here in the van, and Iīve got another urgent drop to do in a few hours, Iīm fucked"

                        Thatīs when i remembered to look in the other crates that were still in the back of the van, and there they fuckin were, they had fallen from my pocket to the bottom of a crate and were stuck between two small boxes.

                        Man, you canīt imagine what a fucking relief that was... I was literally dancing alone in that parking lot.
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                        • Haziel
                          Likes a finger upthere
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 3195

                          #13
                          Re: i lost my car keys...

                          Have you tried looking under all your shiva cds ??

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                          • floridaorange
                            I'm merely a humble butler
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 29116

                            #14
                            Re: i lost my car keys...

                            L L ... I almost spit out my coffee after reading that for some reason.

                            It was fun while it lasted...

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                            • i!!ustrious
                              I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 12308

                              #15
                              Re: i lost my car keys...

                              well i havn't found them yet, but i did find my spare, phew!

                              ya i'm gonna go scour the pad a few more times today in all the obvious places. fuck.

                              i'm actually glad i didnt lose my wallet this time around though, i seem to be misplacing my keys a lot more than my cell and wallet nowadays. gotta work on my short term memory.
                              (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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