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"Where would Tiny Turner be if she'd rolled over and said 'Hit me again, Ike. And put some stank on it.'? Rollin' on the river, that's where she'd be. But she's beyond Thunderdome because she decided to send a message. 'Wake up, sisters, there's no such thing as a weaker sex!"
"Is it dead?" (Rocco shot his girlfriends cat to shit, which is spread all over the wall now) - Boondock Saints
"Did anyone see you? - It was in the middle of the Lakeview, I might just as well have gone around posting flyers!" (Rocco shoots his former co-mafiosi in diner) - Boondock Saints.
"Now you listen here! He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Now go away!"
"Fuck off!" , "How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?"
- Both from Monty Python's The Life of Brian
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.
Marcellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
and fabienne is the best
Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip?
Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.
Butch: I think I have a broken rib.
Fabienne: From giving me oral pleasure?
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