Favorite movie quotes....

[Mr.Majestyk]

"Life Is Risk"

Sleepers (1995)

[YO75]

Name this quote from one of my favourite films of 2004.........

"It's 60% effective, everytime!"

[manboy]

"I've got such nice blue paper to print you out on, if you'll just sit still..." Tron

[manboy]

"To be or not to be...not to be."
Arnie in last Action Hero.

[Kinetic]

Man, "Full Metal Jacket" is a quote-fest :

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fuck.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

But my favourite is this one :

Private Joker: Leonard, if Hartman finds us here, we'll be in a world of shit.
Private Gomer Pyle: I *am*... in a world... of shit.

[GerryD]

"I'm so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE."

"So many assholes... So few bullets... "

"I coulda been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up, they fish, they sell fish, they smelt fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with, Yvonne, she smelled like fish"

Andrew Dice Clay from The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

[Quiet Zone]

BTW,

Does anyone know where the 'little fluffy clouds' sample is taken from, and who says the lines?

[digitalghost10]

best movie ever..

Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

Marcellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

and fabienne is the best

Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip?
Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

Butch: I think I have a broken rib.
Fabienne: From giving me oral pleasure?

Stole my thunder...

[adam_25]

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

"Catch you fuckers at a bad time?"
Blade


I'm the dude
Lebowski

"Hey Pete man watch out for your cornhole"
Office Space

[DJ Adrian Ravelo]

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any."
-Jim Young (Boiler Room)


"Notorious B.I.G. said it best: Either your slinging crack rock, or you got a wicked jump shot.' Nobody wants to work for it anybore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack rock. I became a stock broker." - Boiler Room


and the dopest... how friggen cool would it be if your boss went and told you this

"If you become an employee of this firm, you will make your first million within three years. Okay? I'm gonna repeat that. You will make a million dollars within three years of your first day of employment at J.T. Marlin. There is no question as to whether or not you'll become a millionaire working here. The only question is how many times over." - Boiler Room


Boiler Room is a sick movie, anyone who hasnt yet should go out and buy it/ rent it.

[SleepyFloyd]

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

gotta go with Raising Arizona:



Cellmate: ...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
H.I.: You ate what?
Cellmate: We ate sand.
[pause]
H.I.: You ate SAND?
Cellmate: That's right!



Parole Board Member #1: They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism."
Parole Board Member #2: Repeat offender!
Parole Board Member #1: Not a pretty name, is it H.I.?
H.I.: No sir. That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me anymore.
Parole Board Member #1: You're not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No sir, no way.
Parole Board Member #2: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Parole Board Member #1: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?
H.I.: Yes, sir.
Parole Board Member #1: Okay, then.

[darkmark]

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

AIRPLANE:

Jiveman1: Sheeeet. Man, that honky mus' be messin' wit my old lady. Got to be runnin' col' upside down his head!

Jiveman2: Hey Home, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!

Jiveman1: I say 'hey' Sky. Sm' others say I won' say. I pray to J I get the same o' same o'.

Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray man is back. Got performin' us down. No, I take TCBein' man'.

Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: "See a broad dat giv' dat boody action."

Jiveman2: "Lay'em down an' smack 'em yack 'em."

Jiveman1: Col' got to be! You know!

Both: Sheeeeeeet!

[tynth]

Holden: You're in a desert, walking along when -
Leon: What one?
Holden: What?
Leon: What desert?
Holden: Doesn't matter what desert it is, it's completely hypothetical.
Leon: Well, how come I'd be there?
Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you just wanted to get away from it all. Anyway. You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and you see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you.
Leon: What's a tortoise?
Holden: You know what a turtle is?
Leon: 'Course!
Holden: Same thing. So you reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Leon: What do you mean, I'm not helping?
Holden: I mean you're not helping, Leon.

bladerunner

[tynth]

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

John Merrick: I am not an animal! I am a human being! I...am...a man!

the elephant man

[silversnake]

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

Vincent Vega: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuckin' red. It could blow.
Jules: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?
Vincent Vega: I could blow.
Jules: Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T", I'm the "GUNS OF THE NAVARONE". In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull.