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Do your dootie, folks:
http://www.poopreport.com/Peace
Today, humanity stands on the brink. Iraq, Afghanistan, Darfur, Congo, Somalia, Mexico... across the world, violence and anger overwhelm any progress towards peace and liberty. We are a divided species, basing our hatreds on even the most arbitrary classifications, unable to move past our quarrels to embrace common humanity. Since difference is all we can see, suffering is all we can expect.
That's why you should go poop right now.
Because today, April 17, is Poop For Peace Day.
Poop For Peace Day is not about protest or partisanship or politics. Poop For Peace Day is about acknowledging the fundamental basis of shared humanity: black or white, liberal or conservative, Christian or Muslim or Jew, we are all united in struggle against the tyranny of the bowel.
So print out your Poop For Peace guide sheet, drink some coffee to get things moving, and head off to the bathroom. As you grunt out your morning constitutional, think of the billions of people all across the world who are undergoing the exact same struggle. Think of the children of Iraq and the children of America. Think of Obama and Sarkozy and Kim Jong Il and bin Laden, and think about the fact the twelve hours following Taco Bell are going to unfold for each of them in the exact same way. Think about how our differences are irrelevant -- we're all human beings. Our poop proves it.
Empathy through excrement. Brotherhood through bowel movement. Utopia through undulating butt pythons. Today, April 17, 2009, war is over -- if you grunt it.
So go to the bathroom and drop a grumper for your fellow man. And then come back here and proclaim it to the world.
That's why you should go poop right now.
Because today, April 17, is Poop For Peace Day.
Poop For Peace Day is not about protest or partisanship or politics. Poop For Peace Day is about acknowledging the fundamental basis of shared humanity: black or white, liberal or conservative, Christian or Muslim or Jew, we are all united in struggle against the tyranny of the bowel.
So print out your Poop For Peace guide sheet, drink some coffee to get things moving, and head off to the bathroom. As you grunt out your morning constitutional, think of the billions of people all across the world who are undergoing the exact same struggle. Think of the children of Iraq and the children of America. Think of Obama and Sarkozy and Kim Jong Il and bin Laden, and think about the fact the twelve hours following Taco Bell are going to unfold for each of them in the exact same way. Think about how our differences are irrelevant -- we're all human beings. Our poop proves it.
Empathy through excrement. Brotherhood through bowel movement. Utopia through undulating butt pythons. Today, April 17, 2009, war is over -- if you grunt it.
So go to the bathroom and drop a grumper for your fellow man. And then come back here and proclaim it to the world.
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