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  • floridaorange
    I'm merely a humble butler
    • Dec 2005
    • 29116

    Re: Random thoughts

    Snapp'n necks & cash'n checks

    It was fun while it lasted...

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    • nick007
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Oct 2007
      • 6095

      Re: Random thoughts

      Wining and dining is in the air

      The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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      • lilsensa
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Jun 2004
        • 6675

        Re: Random thoughts

        I was hugging the toilet last night.
        RIP ~ Steve James







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        • i!!ustrious
          I got some N64 Games Yo!!
          • Mar 2008
          • 12308

          Re: Random thoughts

          Wait a minute man
          Hey check this out man (tell it)
          There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
          There was this blind man right(hey)
          He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
          He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
          He stopped he took a deep breath he said
          "Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>
          You like that shit man (that was pretty good)
          Hey man I got a gang of that shit man
          I tell you what my man on the guitar,
          Hey fool on the drums.
          Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)

          Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need
          We can go to the park after dark
          Smoke that tumbleweed
          As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
          And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. so roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems ridin high as hell flyin through palmdale skating on dantty rims. so roll roll the eighty three cadillac coupe devill if the tapes or my cds just dont sell i bet my cadi will.

          well it was just sundown in a small white town we call it east side palmdale. when the afroman went through the white land houses when up for sale. well i was standing on the corner sellin rap cds when i met a little girl named jane. i let her ride in my cadi cause i didnt know my dady was the leader of the kun klux klan. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time.

          (chorus)

          i met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good i took her to my house cause she was fine but she wooped out a dick that was bigger than mine.

          i met this girl from japan
          Never made love with an African
          I fucked her once
          I fucked her twice
          I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

          Don't be amazed at stories I tell ya
          I met a woman in the heart of Australia
          Had a big butt and big titties too
          So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

          See I met this woman from Hawaii
          Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
          Lips where breakfast
          Pussy was lunch
          Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

          Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
          She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me
          I came in her mouth it was a crisis
          I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

          [CHORUS]

          I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee
          Her titties were filled with Hennessy
          That country music really drove me crazy
          But I rode that ass and said yes Ms. Daisy

          I met this lady in Oklahoma
          Put that pussy in a coma

          Met this lady in Michigan
          I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again

          Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
          Fucked her til she turned to a white Albina

          Fucked this hooker in Iowa
          I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

          Fucked this girl down in Georgia
          Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

          Met this beautiful sexy ho
          She just ran across the border of Mexico
          Fine young thing said her name's Maria
          I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
          I wanna get married but I cant afford it
          I know I'm a cry when she get deported

          [CHORUS]

          Have you ever went over a girl's house to fuck
          But the pussy just ain't no good
          I mean you gettin' upset because you can't get her wet
          Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
          So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
          But it take her so long to cum
          Then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend
          And he asks you where you from
          So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
          You start talkin' real fast
          But he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife
          So he start beatin' on you ass
          Now your clothes all muddy
          Your nose all bloody
          Your dick was hard but now its soft
          You thought you had a girl to rock your world
          Now you still gotta go jack off
          (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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          • lilsensa
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 6675

            Re: Random thoughts

            Shrimp fried rice
            RIP ~ Steve James







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            • ganjamo
              Platinum Poster
              • Jan 2006
              • 1373

              Re: Random thoughts

              ^^ yummy

              work sucks
              Dont panic, its organic.

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              • nick007
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Oct 2007
                • 6095

                Re: Random thoughts

                ^Hey illustrious preeeettttttty random dude!

                The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                • demonAfro
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3488

                  Re: Random thoughts

                  Good times. That is all.

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                  • floridaorange
                    I'm merely a humble butler
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 29116

                    Re: Random thoughts

                    new cologne =

                    It was fun while it lasted...

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                    • nick007
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 6095

                      Re: Random thoughts

                      I wish you were here......

                      The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                      • dusk
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 7266

                        Re: Random thoughts

                        Pink Floyd vs Incubus
                        ~ You are what you think you are ~


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                        • Huggie Smiles
                          Anyone have Styx livesets?
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 11835

                          Re: Random thoughts

                          Thanks for your patience.
                          ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                          • diegoff
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 3864

                            Re: Random thoughts

                            Originally posted by dusk
                            Pink Floyd vs Incubus
                            pink floyd!
                            Itīs a spiritual thing!

                            feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
                            Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
                            May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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                            • RiseandShine
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2910

                              Re: Random thoughts

                              dying here
                              If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

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                              • Huggie Smiles
                                Anyone have Styx livesets?
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 11835

                                Re: Random thoughts

                                mmmm...live boompty sets
                                ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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