So, My Cleaning Woman Left A Turd At My House

[toasty]

OK, so our cleaning woman comes by today to clean the place. We leave to let her do her thing, and we come back a few hours later and the place is clean as a whistle EXCEPT there is a fucking turd floating in the now clogged toilet in our master bedroom.

In fairness to her, she's a really nice woman, and I'm sure that not only did she not realize that she had clogged the toilet, and she'd be mortified if she knew that she left a lumpy in our place -- and for the record, I have no intention of telling her. With that said, though, when your job is to clean stuff, why would you clean the toilet and THEN take a dump? And if the urge overcomes you after you've already cleaned the toilet, maybe check the toilet afterwards and make sure you don't need to freshen it up.

There is nothing more ironic than having to scrub your toilet on account of your maid funking it up.

[Haziel]

Re: So, My Cleaning Woman Left A Turd At My House

Take a picture of the turd and we will decide how bad it is, also post the pic in the "poop for peace" thread just to make a relevant bump.

[coleby761]

Re: So, My Cleaning Woman Left A Turd At My House

Sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

[Steve Graham]

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pics or STFU

[Huggie Smiles]

Re: So, My Cleaning Woman Left A Turd At My House

Take a picture of the Maid and we will decide how hot she is.




P.S. If you have to leave your own house to have it cleaned, why dont you just stay at home and do it yourself!

[Haziel]

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Now on a serious note, 2 years a go in L.a. I was dating this really hot chick half australian half Greek. So I believe this was our second date and she invites me over to her house , 5 minutes after I'm in the house I asked for her bathroom , I get in the bathroom open the toilet to take a leak and ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I saw the biggest shit on planet earth I mean i thought mike tyson had just gone in there and defecated , still remember the color of the turd it was kindda redish, she was a wyno so that explains it , or she probably had hermorroids , which I never got to find out because we never had anal.

anywayss maybe in my younger days I would had pointed that out to her , result she would have been embarrased and upset , I flushed the toilet , kept my mouth shut, couldnt stop laughing thoughout the whole date , she wanted to fuck but that shit just really turned me off , so I saved it for next time.

My advice is just let it go , it can happen to anybody , but next time save it on a baggie and make her eat it.

Thanks for listening now I'm off to take a shit .

[Homegrove]

Re: So, My Cleaning Woman Left A Turd At My House

Classy anecdote dude.

[simonr]

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Please guys .. one this occasion we can make do without the pics !

[feather]

Re: So, My Cleaning Woman Left A Turd At My House

Please guys .. one this occasion we can make do without the pics !

This being the internet, Pics or STFU seems entirely appropriate

[Haziel]

Re: So, My Cleaning Woman Left A Turd At My House

Classy anecdote dude.

You want more class click here

http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69669

btw toasty this is the second turd thread you start in less than 3 days , wassss the matter some obsession with cutting the rope?

[DancingQueen]

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pics or STFU

Eww, no thanks!

[tiddles]

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i pooped a good 3 or 4 times today.

[threehills]

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3 or 4? lost count?

[tiddles]

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i have no memory, my instinct says 4 though.

[dusk]

Re: So, My Cleaning Woman Left A Turd At My House

Please guys .. one this occasion we can make do without the pics !

Amen..

can't believe I am actually reading this thread...lol