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  • Haziel
    Likes a finger upthere
    • Jan 2007
    • 3195

    #31
    Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear

    Megan fox is one of the few chicks in this world that i would actually let her take a shit on me. The other one would be Rossie o'donell for obvious reasons

    Bender make sure you let her know this.

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    • floridaorange
      I'm merely a humble butler
      • Dec 2005
      • 29116

      #32
      Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear

      ^or maybe you've been looking at the ewwwwwwww yuck - wtf??? NSFW! thread too much?

      It was fun while it lasted...

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      • coleby761
        Are you Kidding me??
        • May 2008
        • 4857

        #33
        Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear

        Originally posted by Haziel
        Megan fox is one of the few chicks in this world that i would actually let her take a shit on me. The other one would be Rossie o'donell for obvious reasons

        Bender make sure you let her know this.
        You & Toasty with the poop stuff

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        • Corven
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 4080

          #34
          Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear

          she's hot but her tattoos are a big turn off for me
          I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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          • feather
            Shanghai ooompa loompa
            • Jul 2004
            • 20895

            #35
            Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear

            Toes thumbs tatts ... easy things to overlook.

            i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

            Originally posted by Hoff
            a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
            Originally posted by m1sT3rL
            Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

            I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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            • Bender420
              Tickle me Elmo!
              • Jun 2004
              • 1512

              #36
              Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear

              Originally posted by Haziel
              Megan fox is one of the few chicks in this world that i would actually let her take a shit on me. The other one would be Rossie o'donell for obvious reasons

              Bender make sure you let her know this.

              so megan, i know we just met 2 days ago, but this guy i know, well kinda know through an internet message board wanted me to tell you your welcome to poo on him! so yea, there's that, i'll be going now.
              Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


              "some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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              • Bender420
                Tickle me Elmo!
                • Jun 2004
                • 1512

                #37
                Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear

                Originally posted by coleby761
                Bender i envy you bro, she's the hottest chick on the planet imo. So a pretty good scenario to get back to work, yeah?

                yea, definately a pretty good scenario!
                thanks!!
                Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


                "some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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                • cohiba
                  Addiction started
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 367

                  #38
                  Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear

                  Lucky man!

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                  • Corven
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4080

                    #39
                    Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear

                    Originally posted by Bender420
                    so megan, i know we just met 2 days ago, but this guy i know, well kinda know through an internet message board wanted me to tell you your welcome to poo on him! so yea, there's that, i'll be going now.
                    lol ... with a line like that Haziel might get lucky if she has a fetish with poo
                    I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                    • Haziel
                      Likes a finger upthere
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 3195

                      #40
                      Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear

                      Originally posted by Corven
                      lol ... with a line like that Haziel might get lucky if she has a fetish with poo
                      exactly... When I lived in L.a. I had a friend that used to date this Mega star actress ( wont say her name I have principles people aight... ) that would love to get choked while she was having an orgasm .

                      I'm telling you some of these bitches are kinky and love it down n dirty , she might also appreciate the fact that i'm being straight forward, girls love that , so I would say at this point concerning Megan I'm actually ahead of bender , sorry dude....

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                      • feather
                        Shanghai ooompa loompa
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 20895

                        #41
                        Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear

                        Originally posted by Haziel
                        exactly... When I lived in L.a. I had a friend that used to date this Mega star actress ( wont say her name I have principles people aight... ) that would love to get choked while she was having an orgasm .

                        I'm telling you some of these bitches are kinky and love it down n dirty , she might appreciate the fact that i'm being straight forward, girls love that , so I would say at this point concerning Megan I'm actually ahead of bender , sorry dude....
                        You mean that's not normal?

                        i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                        Originally posted by Hoff
                        a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                        Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                        Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                        I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18917

                          #42
                          Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear


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                          • tiddles
                            Encryption, Jr.
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6861

                            #43
                            Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear

                            Originally posted by Haziel
                            Megan fox is one of the few chicks in this world that i would actually let her take a shit on me. The other one would be Rossie o'donell for obvious reasons

                            Bender make sure you let her know this.
                            hahaha what the fuck?!?

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                            • Dhar_2
                              meat and potatoes
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 18917

                              #44
                              Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear

                              things have gone shit obsessed here aswell!

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                              • res0nat0r
                                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                                • May 2006
                                • 14475

                                #45
                                Re: So Megan Fox is panting in my ear

                                you lucky bastard.

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