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  • floridaorange
    I'm merely a humble butler
    • Dec 2005
    • 29116

    #46
    Re: Better than fmylife

    ^that can't be real

    It was fun while it lasted...

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    • Bender420
      Tickle me Elmo!
      • Jun 2004
      • 1512

      #47
      Re: Better than fmylife

      (516): Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
      Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


      "some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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      • floridaorange
        I'm merely a humble butler
        • Dec 2005
        • 29116

        #48
        Re: Better than fmylife

        ^hahahaha, that's awesome!

        It was fun while it lasted...

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        • Bender420
          Tickle me Elmo!
          • Jun 2004
          • 1512

          #49
          Re: Better than fmylife

          this may be my favorite so far...

          (734): I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
          (231): the cocktail of hope
          Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


          "some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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          • pipey
            Gold Gabber
            • Mar 2007
            • 855

            #50
            Re: Better than fmylife

            i heard a great statement the other day... not on that site, but it made me laugh my ass off anyway.

            "she has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs"

            XD
            Originally posted by Kamal
            Thank you Dr. Needle for attending the balloon Party

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            • Bender420
              Tickle me Elmo!
              • Jun 2004
              • 1512

              #51
              Re: Better than fmylife

              (949): Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
              Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


              "some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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              • Bender420
                Tickle me Elmo!
                • Jun 2004
                • 1512

                #52
                Re: Better than fmylife

                (97: You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
                Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


                "some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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                • Bender420
                  Tickle me Elmo!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1512

                  #53
                  Re: Better than fmylife

                  (905): Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
                  (1-905): With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
                  Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


                  "some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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                  • floridaorange
                    I'm merely a humble butler
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 29116

                    #54
                    Re: Better than fmylife

                    Originally posted by Bender420
                    (97: You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.

                    It was fun while it lasted...

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                    • Dhar_2
                      meat and potatoes
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 18924

                      #55
                      Re: Better than fmylife

                      Originally posted by Bender420
                      (905): Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
                      (1-905): With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.

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                      • DIDI
                        Aussie Pest
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 16845

                        #56
                        Re: Better than fmylife

                        ^^^
                        Originally posted by TheVrk
                        it IS incredible isn't it??
                        STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                        Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                        The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                        • Funky Dredd
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • May 2005
                          • 3701

                          #57
                          Re: Better than fmylife

                          Oh that's awesome!!!
                          Mutations presents Change The Music

                          Mutations (original show)

                          Mutations presents Change The Music airs 4th Friday of the month on SaturoSounds



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                          • Bender420
                            Tickle me Elmo!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 1512

                            #58
                            Re: Better than fmylife

                            (971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
                            (503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
                            (971): damnit I wish I could remember that.
                            Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


                            "some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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                            • Bender420
                              Tickle me Elmo!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 1512

                              #59
                              Re: Better than fmylife

                              (970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
                              (303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
                              Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.


                              "some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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                              • Huggie Smiles
                                Anyone have Styx livesets?
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 11836

                                #60
                                Re: Better than fmylife

                                looks like im about 3 mnths late to this thread! noice!

                                (906): didnt we say no more talking to eachother
                                (906): it will help you get over me i promise
                                (414): im horny
                                (906): ok i will unlock the door


                                and


                                (903): I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
                                (214): kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
                                (903): I'll be there in 10
                                ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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