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Johnnyboy

Addiction started

Join Date: Jun 2004

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#76

October 28, 2009, 01:17:23 PM

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(267): You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
(615): i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.

(612): I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!

Remember: You are never more than six days away from FRIDAY!!!
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i!!ustrious

I got some N64 Games Yo!!

Join Date: Mar 2008

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#77

November 30, 2009, 01:46:07 PM

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(414): i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome

(843): just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it

(239): Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.

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Homegrove

Are you Kidding me??

Join Date: Jun 2004

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#78

January 7, 2010, 04:22:17 PM

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(812): i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.

Tru dat.

Forward thinking house music
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fatalfelix

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Join Date: May 2008

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#79

January 8, 2010, 01:56:21 PM

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Check this one out, it's f*ckign hilarious

Just a moment...

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

"Computer games don�t affect kids: I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we�d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
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Dhar_2

meat and potatoes

Join Date: Jun 2004

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#80

January 8, 2010, 08:08:52 PM

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^ wtf are pee bottles?
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Dhar_2

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#81

January 13, 2010, 09:05:56 AM

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(312):

the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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Dhar_2

meat and potatoes

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#82

January 13, 2010, 09:06:13 AM

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Favorite (207):

Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
(617):

I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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Dhar_2

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#83

January 13, 2010, 09:09:44 AM

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(617):

so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
(1-617):

only you. it could only happen to you.
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Dhar_2

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#84

January 13, 2010, 09:17:02 AM

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(612):

You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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Dhar_2

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January 13, 2010, 09:20:18 AM

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(515):

They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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Dhar_2

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January 13, 2010, 09:29:17 AM

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(850):

so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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Dhar_2

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January 13, 2010, 09:34:51 AM

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(214):

he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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