THE BIG CHEESE!!!!

[LV-8]

This is just absolutley retarded.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=8&u=/ap/20041123/ap_on_fe_st/cheese_sandwich_ebay

[Garrick]

what happens when the virgin mary start getting moldy after a week and starts smelling?

people are stupid. eat the sandwich.

[lmmadic]

it is already 10 years old apparantly so i wouldn't eat it. :?
but i do agree, people are stupid

[Troklo]

Re: THE BIG CHEESE!!!!

This should go in the WTF thread :wink:

[Gonzo]

It just makes me insane... how could you spend that amount of money in a fucking sandwich with so many children starving? They should be ashame!

[picklemonkey]

I saw the actual auction on a different board last week... it looks more like an ugly cher than anything else.

[http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5535890757]

[Erik Mitchell]

Society never fails at depressing me even more than I already am.

[Pataky P]

I like cheese!!!Thanks the Photo,this Photo is great,and i like it!!!

[dmach166]

Re: THE BIG CHEESE!!!!

for every idiot out there
there always seems to be an even bigger one

[Gonzo]

"I believe there are only two things that are infinit... space, and human stupidity; but, to be honest, I'm not really sure about the first one". (Albert Einstein)

[Civic_Zen]

I thought I would just post the auction so people can read this crap. Every other word is misspelled, it looks like it was written by a child. I highlighted the funny misspelling's, but the whole damn thing is like a run on sentence.

You are viewing an extroidinary out of this world item!! I made this sandwich 10 years ago, when I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me, It was Virgin Mary starring back at me, I was in total shock, I would like to point out there is no mold or disingration, The item has not been preserved or anything, It has been keep in a plastic case, not a special one that seals out air or potiental mold or bacteria, it is like a miracle, It has just preserved itself which in itself I consider a miracle, people ask me if I have had blessings since she has been in my home, I do feel I have, I have won $70,000 (total) on different occasions at the casino near by my house, I can show the recipts to the high bidder if they are interested, I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God, That is my solem belief, but you are free to believe that she is whomever you like, I am not scamming anyone, I would like all potinetal bidders to know that this has gained alot of attention from media personell around the country, On Tuesday November 16, 2004 the Miami Herald will feature a story in thier paper on this phenomon,

And thats not even the whole thing. Perhaps the phenomon is too much for her, or the disingration.

This story is funny on so many levels.

2 quick points:

1) How does anyone know what the Virgin Mary looked like, assuming she existed at all? The earliest images of her were painted at least 1000 years after her time, and were based on vague guesses. The most entertaining of these make her look blonde (LMFAO).
2) I think the sandwich looks more like Betty Grable or Billie Burke than a Hebrew woman from 2000 years ago. It even looks like she's wearing lipstick. For all we know, Marilyn Monroe is reaching out from the dead via food.

[chato]

top level stup?dity!

[DreamGirlie]

I went to order a grilled cheese for lunch today, i pay and wait, then the lady says we ran out of american cheese how about mozarella and when i said no thanks, can i just have my money back she got pissy that i ddint want it. Ick, a grilled cheese with mozarella cheese is just gross.

[qwerty2222]

i think it's more marlyn monroe than the virgin mary, dont you think?

[ubiqe]

I do feel I have, I have won $70,000 (total) on different occasions at the casino near by my house

It certainly gave her a blessing. Just look at the price she got for it. I wonder if the producer of the plastic box already started an advertising campaign. Might be worth it.