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  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    so i have decided to become a swinger.

    yeah, so i have decided to become a swinger. frankly, i am done dating, i hate the bullshit. i want zero responsibility. so, i simply plan on fucking everything i can get my hands on and not worry about shit.


    thought i would share this as the replies might actually encourage me or at least jenks will give me a laugh.

    but yeah, no more hopes, just drinking and sex. this might actually work out well for me.
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

    Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
    download that. deep shit listed there

    my dick is its own superhero.
  • Haziel
    Likes a finger upthere
    • Jan 2007
    • 3195

    #2
    Re: so i have decided to become a swinger.

    You are going the wrong way pal , nothing compares to true love, going to the movies, having a romantic dinner, looking straight into the other person eyes before you are about to do bun-gee jumping. Safe sex.


    ok no more posts like this


    back in troll mode ...1, 2 , 3 go !

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    • runningman
      Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
      • Jun 2004
      • 5995

      #3
      Re: so i have decided to become a swinger.

      good for you buddy!!! F'em. A little time with the booze, sex with strangers, what more do want??

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      • KinKyJ
        Platinum Poser
        • Jun 2004
        • 13438

        #4
        Re: so i have decided to become a swinger.

        Actually it's with that attitude that you're gonna run into someone who's worth your time. I went to Turkey a few years ago to fuck everything that wasn't attached to the wall or on fire and guess who I meet there on the first night? Answer is in my avatar

        Just make sure this phase doesn't last too long Sean, instant gratification with no strings attached is empty and frustrating in the long run.

        i simply plan on fucking everything i can get my hands on
        With a face like yours I hope your stock of roofies is adapted to your libido

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        • chanty
          John, John, where art thou!
          • Jun 2004
          • 4622

          #5
          Re: so i have decided to become a swinger.

          ^

          Good luck with the man slutting Sean! Let us know how it goes for ya!
          Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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          • chunky
            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
            • Jan 2006
            • 10554

            #6
            Re: so i have decided to become a swinger.

            I thought you had to have a partner to go swinging.
            Originally posted by res0nat0r
            OK Lets All Stroke Ron Pauls Cock On 3!

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            • floridaorange
              I'm merely a humble butler
              • Dec 2005
              • 29116

              #7
              Re: so i have decided to become a swinger.

              lmfao @ kinkeez post

              It was fun while it lasted...

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              • Dhar_2
                meat and potatoes
                • Jun 2004
                • 18917

                #8
                Re: so i have decided to become a swinger.



                good luck with that!

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                • dusk
                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 7266

                  #9
                  Re: so i have decided to become a swinger.

                  ^^^ So wrong
                  ~ You are what you think you are ~


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                  • dusk
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 7266

                    #10
                    Re: so i have decided to become a swinger.

                    Originally posted by chunky
                    I thought you had to have a partner to go swinging.
                    You won't get very far in your quest then mate.
                    ~ You are what you think you are ~


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                    • Dhar_2
                      meat and potatoes
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 18917

                      #11
                      Re: so i have decided to become a swinger.

                      u need a car aswell!

                      or at least a bunch of keys!

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                      • clintlove
                        Hey girl, ya Hungry?
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 3264

                        #12
                        Re: so i have decided to become a swinger.

                        Do it! Stab everything with your man knife.

                        Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

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                        • fyrestarter
                          Gold Gabber
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 527

                          #13
                          Re: so i have decided to become a swinger.

                          have fun with the hiv
                          I wonder if this new healthcare thing covers my pre-existing condition: AWESOMENESS.

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                          • nick007
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 6095

                            #14
                            Re: so i have decided to become a swinger.

                            Ah fuck what a funny thread!

                            The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                            • KinKyJ
                              Platinum Poser
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 13438

                              #15
                              Re: so i have decided to become a swinger.

                              Originally posted by fyrestarter
                              have fun with the hiv
                              In New York Sean doesn't get HIV, HIV gets Sean

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