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Everyone wants to looks good. Some just want to look better than others. Then there are those who want to look better, faster. Then there are those who really just cross the line and look like a bag of bowling balls being smuggled in a leather satchel. These are the ones who not only make body builders look bad... but our good friend STEROIDS. Who are they? Well, these people. Here are 20 pictures that give Steroids a bad name. (Before people start screaming PHOTOSHOP, we will admit that some of them probably are. But to what extent? They were still pretty screwed up in the first place. PS just made them screwier.)
20. The Biggest Idiot Of The Idiots - When you're surrounded by 30 other guys all abusing steroids, and they're looking at you like you've gone too far... you've COMPLETELY gone too far.
19. Despair - Your sad and humble pose isn't working when anyone watching you is in fear of you exploding like a grenade at any moment.
18. Merchant Confusion - When kids are running up to you from all over the park asking to buy a balloon you may have shot up a few hundred too many times.
17. Wind Resistance Deficient - When you've lost all your aerodynamics and now have to walk sideways down the streets in Chicago. You've abused.
16. Bronze Statue - James Bond was too late to save you.
15. Zoophilia - When you're getting asked out by Armadillos, you may want to slow down a bit.
14. Jabba The Arm - It's like old silly putty.
13. Not Respecting Your Parts - A waste of some perfectly good breasts.
12. Cushions - When your huge man-boobs are big enough to rest your insanely large head which is extremely tired due to the loss of your neck, slow down.
11. Women? - Here is a series we'd like to call "Hot Chicks Destroyed".
10. Chick 2 - From the feathered hair we could assume back in the 80s you were quite the piece of meat. It's sad that it had to spoil.
9. Chick 3 - It's hard to get excited about an ass that could crush metal.
8. Chick 4 - We've never said this to a woman before but could you please lower your skirt?
7. Chick 5 - They sell lingerie for men?
6. Chick 6 - Fabio in a thong?
5. Confusion - If someone has to ask your gender. That's kinda bad?
4. Carrot Top - Are we to assume his props are REALLY that heavy?
3. Bad Dog - Don't let your dog get into your steroid stash.
2. Your Future - Wanna know what you'll look like after you stop? Ta da!
1. Barry Bonds - *
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