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  • being clever
    Getting Somewhere
    • Sep 2004
    • 160

    ALEXANDER

    Oliver Stone owes me $6 and 3 hours of my life.
    "He was always late on principle, his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time."
  • sooper
    Addiction started
    • Nov 2004
    • 450

    #2
    Re: ALEXANDER

    Originally posted by being clever
    Oliver Stone owes me $6 and 3 hours of my life.
    ha ha ha - that's all the review I need to read!

    thanks
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    • Mr.Big
      Platinum Poster
      • Nov 2004
      • 1390

      #3
      why is it pants? shit i was hopin it would be better than troy which was shit..

      i thought that loveable rogue colin farrell would kick some ass.
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      • buffalobrown
        Fresh Peossy
        • Nov 2004
        • 11

        #4
        I was lucky enough to see the sneak preview for free. Had I paid money for this film, I may be writing a strongly worded letter to Mr. stone. The best part of this movie was the popcorn I ate and the hot chick I sat next to. It can be labeled a homo-erotic epic drama; more drama than battles.
        Granted, there is angelina jolee and alexander's wife who help the film along, there is a good battle in india, still not enough to win me over. two thumbs down.

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        • thesightless
          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
          • Jun 2004
          • 13567

          #5
          yeah, i snuck out of this one even faster than i snuck in.
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          • SickBoy
            Addiction started
            • Jun 2004
            • 496

            #6
            the greates thing was when Phillp (kilmer) rapes that guy at that party and he runs away crying, hahaahahahahahaa, i laughed so fucking hard. then i walked out 1hr later, horrible movie.

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            • Jibgolly
              Vortexuralizor
              • Jun 2004
              • 20773

              #7
              damn, you guys just killed my mood for 2 movies. troy and alexander.
              i gotta admit though, colin fairy looks a bit pussy for this movie, they should have went with someone less famous.
              he's such a pretty man, and thats why he should be in date movies, not battle movies.

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              • being clever
                Getting Somewhere
                • Sep 2004
                • 160

                #8
                There were a couple of good scenes in the film. Almost every scene with Angelina was great, Stone used his "get as many close-ups for free" card when filming her. The movie was more drama than action, which could have been okay if only the drama had been better. I don't know why Stone chose something as ambitious as Alexander for his first Epic Film. Whatever his reasons were, can anyone explain to me how he fucked this up?

                I cannot blame Stone alone, because someone during the shoot should have said, "hey Oliver, the scenes you've shot so far really fucking suck, are you working in a surprise ending or something?"
                "He was always late on principle, his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time."

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                • SickBoy
                  Addiction started
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 496

                  #9
                  Jibs, trust me watch Troy its good. way better than Alexander. Good action movie. I dont think Pitt overacted like these other people. Pitt is a damn good actor. Farrell on the other hand, has no talent the only thing that he's done worth talking about is probably brittney spears (before she went wigger).

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                  • being clever
                    Getting Somewhere
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 160

                    #10
                    Well said SickBoy! Troy was way better than Alexander; although when watching Troy, you'll just wish Orlando Bloom would DIE!
                    "He was always late on principle, his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time."

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                    • el presidente Highsteppa
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 1332

                      #11
                      This was not quite as bad as everyone said, but it's by no means good. We were laughing our asses off at the amateurish dye job on Colin Farrell (hello? Blondes don't have dark eyebrows and Alexander was NOT a bottle blonde), Angelina Jolie's hilarious Transylvanian accent and Val Kilmer acting in his own movie.

                      I think this will be Christened as this year's Gigli (which I thought was bad, but I found Bad Boys 2 to take the honours for worst film of last year).
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                      • Mr.Big
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 1390

                        #12
                        i thought Troy was shit...i ended up walkin out... i thought brad was crap in that..

                        i dont believe colin belongs in date movies...hes a good actor..but yeah i saw what his hair looks like,stupid it is..
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                        • ted_turntable
                          Getting warmed up
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 57

                          #13
                          Re: ALEXANDER

                          is this a new movie? i didint hear about it yet? Sounds like "troja"
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                          • Mr.Big
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 1390

                            #14
                            ^ troy is out on DVD at the moment.. Alexander is coming out soon on general release in europe..
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                            • SickBoy
                              Addiction started
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 496

                              #15
                              Originally posted by being clever
                              Well said SickBoy! Troy was way better than Alexander; although when watching Troy, you'll just wish Orlando Bloom would DIE!
                              i know exactly what you mean clever man.

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