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  • Corven
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 4080

    We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.


    Paris Hilton believes dating soccer ace Cristiano Ronaldo can make her more famous than Victoria Beckham.

    Paris Hilton wants to be the new Victoria Beckham.
    The socialite was seen getting close to Cristiano Ronaldo in Los Angeles this week and reportedly wooed the soccer ace by telling him they could be more famous than the former Spice Girls star - nicknamed Posh - and her husband, sporting icon David Beckham.
    She is quoted by Britain's News of the World newspaper as telling him: 'We could be great together, you know.
    'We're both so famous we'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice. We're way hotter and younger than them anyway!'
    Cristiano has recently signed for Spanish club Real Madrid and Paris is so enamoured with her new lover she is considering moving with him.
    She told a friend: 'I told him I'm going to move to Madrid to be with him. I promised.'
    The 28-year-old heiress is said to be worried her fame has slumped since she began dating 'The Hills' star Dug Reinhardt - who she split from earlier this week - and thinks dating the 24-year-old soccer star is the perfect way to boost her profile.
    A friend said: 'Doug was just a washed-up reality TV star. All of a sudden there wasn't as much interest in Paris, and her appearance fees were cut dramatically. She was working like a dog to make the same amount of money as before. She knows if she wins over Ronaldo she'll be one of the hottest properties again.'


    ROFL at her desperate attempt to be in the limelight again
    I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.
  • floridaorange
    I'm merely a humble butler
    • Dec 2005
    • 29116

    #2
    Re: We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.

    good to know

    It was fun while it lasted...

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    • feather
      Shanghai ooompa loompa
      • Jul 2004
      • 20900

      #3
      Re: We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.

      She was working like a dog to make the same amount of money as before.

      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

      Originally posted by Hoff
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      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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      • DancingQueen
        AVB FanClub | President
        • Oct 2005
        • 4061

        #4
        Re: We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.

        Oh my...
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        • Aleks_B
          Gold Gabber
          • Nov 2006
          • 758

          #5
          Re: We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.

          Originally posted by floridaorange
          good to know
          hah!
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          • Garrick
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 6764

            #6
            Re: We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.

            awwww... where's daddy's bankroll, paris??
            Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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            • Kat
              A pretty fn good milkshake
              • Mar 2006
              • 4695

              #7
              Re: We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.

              Originally posted by floridaorange
              good to know
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              • bobjuice
                Banned
                • May 2008
                • 4894

                #8
                Re: We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.

                Originally posted by floridaorange
                good to know
                ^^ indeed


                If, by saying she wants to be the new Victoria Beckham, she means she wants to tag along with a half-decent footballer with an absolutely world class promotional machine behind them then of course she does.
                As per mrs Beckham, she can pride herself on her "ability" to go to different places, wear different clothes, be in photographs and the whole world can rejoice in a 4 page spread when she gets a haircut or maybe even buys a handbag.
                Something to aspire to there eh?
                Then, once the media have got all the teenage girls in the world brainwashed into thinking it's cool to be like Paris, she could simply stop eating and waste away to nothing - another fantastic role model.

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                • Dhar_2
                  meat and potatoes
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 18924

                  #9
                  Re: We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.


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                  • feather
                    Shanghai ooompa loompa
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 20900

                    #10
                    Re: We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.

                    It is a sad state of affair when someone is famous just for being famous. Andy Warhol will be her best pal, that's who she should hook up with. She can bleach her hair white and carry Warhol around in a jar on her arm just like her pet dog.

                    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                    Originally posted by Hoff
                    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                    • spyros
                      Gold Gabber
                      • May 2007
                      • 926

                      #11
                      Re: We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.

                      She was working like a dog to make the same amount of money as before
                      has anyone seen any dog working??? seriously??
                      Greeks don't fight like heroes, heroes fight like Greeks

                      "Winston Churchill"

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                      • Shpira
                        Angry Boy Child
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 4969

                        #12
                        Re: We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.

                        Originally posted by Dhar_2
                        this
                        The Idiots ARE Winning.


                        "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
                        Mark Twain

                        SOBRIETY MIX

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                        • hobbes2oo
                          Getting Somewhere
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 196

                          #13
                          Re: We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.

                          Originally posted by spyros
                          has anyone seen any dog working??? seriously??
                          Yes, check the Iditarod, those dogs work

                          But seriously "She knows if she wins over Ronaldo she'll be one of the hottest properties again" It's not a good thing when all you consider yourself to be is a piece of property.

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                          • bobjuice
                            Banned
                            • May 2008
                            • 4894

                            #14
                            Re: We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.

                            Originally posted by Shpira
                            this
                            what?

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                            • floridaorange
                              I'm merely a humble butler
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 29116

                              #15
                              Re: We'd become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice.

                              Originally posted by hobbes2oo
                              Yes, check the Iditarod, those dogs work

                              But seriously "She knows if she wins over Ronaldo she'll be one of the hottest properties again" It's not a good thing when all you consider yourself to be is a piece of property.
                              That is for sure, talk about hard work Guess could add large game hunting such as the rhodesian ridgeback hunting lions, or dogs bread to hunt wild boar, both work very hard quiet often

                              It was fun while it lasted...

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