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LMFAO. Can you guess by checking out the thumb what the problem is with this tattoo? According to the person who’s face it is splashed across aka Kimberley Vlaeminck, there are about 30 stars too many on her face. She says she asked for three next to her eye but she got a whole bunch. Her excuse was that she only spoke Dutch and little English while the tattoo artist in kortrijk, Belgium only spoke French. Yup, that is really going to explain the 30 or so extra stars. Her second offering was that she must have dosed of during the session as she had gone to work at 5AM and that is why she could not stop him. Yup, someone poking you with a needle in your face for 30 extra stars is really going to knock you out cold. The tattoo artist says Kimberley was as happy as a slut at a gangbang until her father showed up. The generous man is willing to give Kimberley and her father a discount and will only ask them to pay for 4 of the stars on her face. Forever.
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Re: Asking for facial tatoo's in foreign languages
All I can say is wow...
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Originally posted by ace_dl
Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me
Re: Asking for facial tatoo's in foreign languages
Originally posted by floridaorange
^or replaced by the word tattoos sorry
I'm all for personal expression and have a few tattoos of my own but why the hell would you want to look like an X-men character? I'm sure his kid can't wait for parent teacher nights and soccer games. WTF
Re: Asking for facial tatoo's in foreign languages
this strange girl did not read that stupidity's not contagious..
not feelin that the needle's making 30+ stars on your face is equal to not feeling an earthquakestrong orgasm, she must've been too stupid or too frigid.. theres no 3rd option
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Asking for facial tatoo's in foreign languages
LMFAO. Can you guess by checking out the thumb what the problem is with this tattoo? According to the person who’s face it is splashed across aka Kimberley Vlaeminck, there are about 30 stars too many on her face. She says she asked for three next to her eye but she got a whole bunch. Her excuse was that she only spoke Dutch and little English while the tattoo artist in kortrijk, Belgium only spoke French. Yup, that is really going to explain the 30 or so extra stars. Her second offering was that she must have dosed of during the session as she had gone to work at 5AM and that is why she could not stop him. Yup, someone poking you with a needle in your face for 30 extra stars is really going to knock you out cold. The tattoo artist says Kimberley was as happy as a slut at a gangbang until her father showed up. The generous man is willing to give Kimberley and her father a discount and will only ask them to pay for 4 of the stars on her face. Forever.
whew, that's a rough crowd if I've ever seen one 
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