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'RIP' was a good friend of mine. I (over)used him all the time when speaking about people that I couldn't give two shits about. Now I must bid him adieu as I wake up and realize that he's been used more times than Peter North's cock.
Here are just a few examples of why RIP will 'RIP' with me:
David Carradine? Never met him. Could care less whether he RIP or not. Although, I'm guessing by the fact that he was tooling himself while dangling from a rod in the closet that he's probably pretty peaceful. Unless of course he didn't get to finish the deed. We've all been there, right guys? He'd have an eternity of blue balls.
Ed McMahon? Not a fan. He conned my elderly neighbor and my wife's grandfather into subscribing to publications such as 'Cat Fancy' and 'Boy's Life' even though neither had cats or was a Boy Scout. Knowing that both, my neighbor and my grandfather-in-law, didn't rest peacefully before they passed, due to their impending foreclosures, negative bank accounts and paltry credit ratings, I hope that Ed is happy to be flailing around like an epileptic at a rave for the rest of eternity.
Farrah Fawcett? Never met her either. Is she going to RIP? How do I know? Again, couldn't give a flying felch whether she RIP or not. I mean, unless she's moved on past her douchebag son then she's probably stirring in her grave.
Michael Jackson? Another one. I mean, should RIP? I think he rested in peace several times with folks he shouldn't have. I'm sure he RIP ever time he got gassed and went under the knife.
Here are just a few examples of why RIP will 'RIP' with me:
David Carradine? Never met him. Could care less whether he RIP or not. Although, I'm guessing by the fact that he was tooling himself while dangling from a rod in the closet that he's probably pretty peaceful. Unless of course he didn't get to finish the deed. We've all been there, right guys? He'd have an eternity of blue balls.
Ed McMahon? Not a fan. He conned my elderly neighbor and my wife's grandfather into subscribing to publications such as 'Cat Fancy' and 'Boy's Life' even though neither had cats or was a Boy Scout. Knowing that both, my neighbor and my grandfather-in-law, didn't rest peacefully before they passed, due to their impending foreclosures, negative bank accounts and paltry credit ratings, I hope that Ed is happy to be flailing around like an epileptic at a rave for the rest of eternity.
Farrah Fawcett? Never met her either. Is she going to RIP? How do I know? Again, couldn't give a flying felch whether she RIP or not. I mean, unless she's moved on past her douchebag son then she's probably stirring in her grave.
Michael Jackson? Another one. I mean, should RIP? I think he rested in peace several times with folks he shouldn't have. I'm sure he RIP ever time he got gassed and went under the knife.
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