Iraq Adopts Terror Alert System

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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
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    Iraq Adopts Terror Alert System

    BAGHDAD?The Iraqi Department of Homeland Security recently released a 10-level, color-coded homeland security advisory system that will alert citizens to the risk of a terrorist attack within Iraq's borders. The country's current threat level is elevated, or Code Yellow-Orange. Citizens living in towns with populations of 1,500 or more should prepare for the smoke of burning vehicles to obscure the sun and expect hostages to be tortured for several days before being killed. Should the terror risk level rise to Code Orange-Yellow, it is likely that hostages will be left alive only long enough to dig their own graves.



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    • Jun 2004
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