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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20895

    Things to say during sex


    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
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    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
  • nick007
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Oct 2007
    • 6095

    #2
    Re: Things to say during sex

    ^Thanks for that Feather laughed out loud in the office

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    • Dhar_2
      meat and potatoes
      • Jun 2004
      • 18917

      #3
      Re: Things to say during sex

      CLASSIC!

      i just pooped.....a lot....on your dog!


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      • MJDub
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 2765

        #4
        Re: Things to say during sex

        I rofl'd at Heil Hitler.
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        You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

        "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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        • topa
          Fresh Peossy
          • Jun 2009
          • 45

          #5
          Re: Things to say during sex

          "omg"
          sigpic

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          • floridaorange
            I'm merely a humble butler
            • Dec 2005
            • 29116

            #6
            Re: Things to say during sex

            If things go well I might be showing her my O-face.
            "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"




            It was fun while it lasted...

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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18917

              #7
              Re: Things to say during sex

              falling a sleeps another good one!

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              • AlanMcGee
                Fresh Peossy
                • Jul 2009
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Things to say during sex

                This would look good poster sized in a frame.

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                • runningman
                  Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5995

                  #9
                  Re: Things to say during sex

                  one time I was getting lucky with this hot broad and her cat tried to climb in my ass. It was weird all of a sudden (I was on bottom) I felt my ass get really hairy and I thought WTF? I shaved my ass what is this? We looked down and her cat was up my ass!!!

                  Just thought I should add since I remembered that story from the poop on your dog.

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                  • rainman
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 1869

                    #10
                    Re: Things to say during sex

                    lol'd @ thanks for that....here's a dollar....in change....mostly pennies.

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                    • DiGiTaLfUnK
                      Getting warmed up
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 70

                      #11
                      Re: Things to say during sex

                      LOL!! Thanks for the laugh!!
                      sigpic

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                      • Yao
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8167

                        #12
                        Re: Things to say during sex

                        Do I hear a "Yes Generalissmo!" there? *slap butt
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                        • thesightless
                          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13567

                          #13
                          Re: Things to say during sex

                          where is piss on my chest >?
                          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                          my dick is its own superhero.

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                          • lilsensa
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6675

                            #14
                            Re: Things to say during sex

                            In your crack or on your back?
                            RIP ~ Steve James







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                            • Haziel
                              Likes a finger upthere
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 3195

                              #15
                              Re: Things to say during sex

                              My ex girlfriend would put a strap on, say the dirtiest things and do me so good, damn I miss those days

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