Things to say during sex
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Things to say during sex
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Originally posted by Hoffa powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all landsOriginally posted by m1sT3rLOh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.
I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.Tags: None -
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I rofl'd at Heil Hitler.http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic
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"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."Comment
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If things go well I might be showing her my O-face.
"Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
It was fun while it lasted...Comment
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one time I was getting lucky with this hot broad and her cat tried to climb in my ass. It was weird all of a sudden (I was on bottom) I felt my ass get really hairy and I thought WTF? I shaved my ass what is this? We looked down and her cat was up my ass!!!
Just thought I should add since I remembered that story from the poop on your dog.Comment
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Do I hear a "Yes Generalissmo!" there? *slap buttBlowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.
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where is piss on my chest >?your life is an occasion, rise to it.
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