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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    All I want for Christmas is...

    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.
  • lilsensa
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6675

    #2
    thats some classic shit right there.......im gonna tell santa to get me the exact same thing
    RIP ~ Steve James







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    • Garrick
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 6764

      #3
      4-8 weeks to deliver? i don't want to wait that long for my blowjob.
      Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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      • thrualoooop
        Addiction started
        • Jun 2004
        • 387

        #4
        wow what a bagain...i can get one for the whole family!
        i'm not a real dork i just play one on the internet.......

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        • skahound
          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
          • Jun 2004
          • 11411

          #5
          Originally posted by thrualoooop
          i can get one for the whole family!
          Hmm, then I'm guessing your mom looks something like this:



          A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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          • asdf_admin
            i use to be important
            • Jun 2004
            • 12798

            #6
            ^^^ that's a man.
            dead, yet alive.

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            • skahound
              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
              • Jun 2004
              • 11411

              #7
              Originally posted by asdf_admin
              ^^^ that's a man.
              My point exactly. If ttl is buying them for his whole family then that would make sense, eh?
              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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              • thrualoooop
                Addiction started
                • Jun 2004
                • 387

                #8
                how do you seem to have pics of everyone?
                i'm not a real dork i just play one on the internet.......

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                • skahound
                  Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 11411

                  #9
                  Originally posted by thrualoooop
                  how do you seem to have pics of everyone?
                  You know 'da man' that everyone, especially rappers speak of? Well I am dat man.
                  A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                  • asdf_admin
                    i use to be important
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 12798

                    #10
                    thuraloooop ... they really are not pictures of your family. just a joke.
                    dead, yet alive.

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                    • thrualoooop
                      Addiction started
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 387

                      #11
                      weird its a pic of my mom and my dad
                      i'm not a real dork i just play one on the internet.......

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                      • asdf_admin
                        i use to be important
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12798

                        #12
                        well, that does explain a lot. you not make love with family members. fucks up the genetic code. i learned that in school.

                        ... med school.
                        dead, yet alive.

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                        • thesightless
                          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13567

                          #13
                          Originally posted by skahound
                          Originally posted by thrualoooop
                          i can get one for the whole family!
                          Hmm, then I'm guessing your mom looks something like this:



                          holy shit i just spit all the food in my mouth all over my monitor, keyboard desk and floor. every once of iced tea just ran down my nostrils and my shirt has been ruined.
                          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                          my dick is its own superhero.

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                          • dtgunslinger
                            Addiction started
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 352

                            #14
                            Wow, at first I was not really in to Target but they got my business now.

                            I will ignore the picture altogether.
                            Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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                            • skahound
                              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 11411

                              #15
                              Originally posted by thesightless
                              holy shit i just spit all the food in my mouth all over my monitor, keyboard desk and floor. every once of iced tea just ran down my nostrils and my shirt has been ruined.
                              I'm not responsible for any damage incurred as a result of fits of hilarity.
                              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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