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  • thrualoooop
    Addiction started
    • Jun 2004
    • 387

    #16
    Originally posted by skahound
    Originally posted by thesightless
    holy shit i just spit all the food in my mouth all over my monitor, keyboard desk and floor. every once of iced tea just ran down my nostrils and my shirt has been ruined.
    I'm not responsible for any damage incurred as a result of fits of hilarity.
    what about mental damage from seeing family pics on the net?
    i'm not a real dork i just play one on the internet.......

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    • CrazyMadFlyGirl
      Getting Somewhere
      • Jul 2004
      • 183

      #17
      Hahahaha- that's Great!! Blowjobs from Target.. Wonder if when it comes delivery...it's directions for the person who ordered it, or if there's actually a "Blower" in the box??
      ~SnOoPy WAS rIgHt! DoGgY sTyLe Is ThE bEsT~

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      • rarcia00
        Getting Somewhere
        • Nov 2004
        • 120

        #18
        Now thats the kind of thing we all want for christmas!!!
        WHATTT!!!

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        • picklemonkey
          Double hoodie beer monster
          • Jun 2004
          • 15373

          #19
          I'd order explosion insurance on mine.

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          • demonAfro
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 3488

            #20
            I have to buy like four of them to qualify for free shipping, sux big time

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            • skahound
              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
              • Jun 2004
              • 11411

              #21
              Originally posted by demonAfro
              sux big time
              <rimshot>
              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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              • lilsensa
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 6675

                #22
                Originally posted by asdf_admin
                ^^^ that's a man.
                man!!
                RIP ~ Steve James







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                • skahound
                  Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 11411

                  #23
                  Originally posted by lilsensa
                  Originally posted by asdf_admin
                  ^^^ that's a man.
                  man!!
                  A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                  • greg07
                    Addiction started
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 462

                    #24
                    ...a ticket to Australia
                    "Love your girl and she will fuck ya ... fuck your girl and she will love ya!"

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                    • diegoff
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 3864

                      #25
                      oh, one for me too
                      Itīs a spiritual thing!

                      feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
                      Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
                      May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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                      • Morgan
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2234

                        #26
                        Originally posted by asdf_admin
                        well, that does explain a lot. you not make love with family members. fucks up the genetic code. i learned that in school.

                        ... med school.
                        you should have told your parents that!!
                        "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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