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  • LV-8
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1167

    GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE

    Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework
    assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

    1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

    2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

    3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody
    get that catacomb.

    4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

    5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

    6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
    disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

    7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
    penis.

    8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say,"man, it look fake." He
    say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

    9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
    undermine.

    10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
    me to the poolhall.

    11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you
    break.

    12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan
    on stain for dinner?"

    13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
    "fortify."

    14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.


    Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is:
    "OMELETTE"

    Let us use it in a sentence.

    "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one
    slide."
  • Yao
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 8167

    #2
    Some words were hard to figure out, but this is funny shit!
    Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

    There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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    • MJ
      Here since 2002
      • Jun 2004
      • 6560

      #3
      fascinate: my mum bought me a duffle coat with 9 buttons on but i could only fasten eight
      mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



      Silentium est aureum

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      • thrualoooop
        Addiction started
        • Jun 2004
        • 387

        #4
        imagine:"damn gots to much juice in my gin"
        i'm not a real dork i just play one on the internet.......

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        • rarcia00
          Getting Somewhere
          • Nov 2004
          • 120

          #5
          this is how you see that there are a lot of people with a great imagination
          WHATTT!!!

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