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  • Huggie Smiles
    Anyone have Styx livesets?
    • Jun 2004
    • 11836

    Scientology > all religions

    scientology Pamphlet presents the great leaders of religious history, from Buddha to Christ, all lined up evolution-chart style beneath a dinner-jacketed Scientologist wielding his oversized official handbook.




    from here: http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2009/08/...ks_a_fatwa.php

    Nobody ever accused the Cult of L. Ron of PR expertise.

    As we pointed out in yesterday's Studies in Crap post, the hilariously titled promotional pamphlet "Scientology: Something CAN Be Done About It" features a doozy of a photo-illustration guaranteed to offend, say, three-fourths of the world's religious believers.

    It presents the great leaders of religious history, from Buddha to Christ, all lined up evolution-chart style beneath a dinner-jacketed Scientologist wielding his oversized official handbook.

    The implication: All of religious history has been building to this schmo measuring your thetans.

    ​ What truly startles, though, is the inclusion of Mohammad just to the left of that bored looking bed-sheet Jesus. Yes, only the prophet's eyes and hands are visible, but that's not likely to comfort followers of the Hadith rules that strictly forbid any such depiction. Remember those Danish cartoons a couple years back?
    Here's Mohammed and a friend.


    When it comes to offending all faiths with garish Photoshoppery, the Scientologists hit for the cycle.



    Great stuff! hahaha
    ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




  • i!!ustrious
    I got some N64 Games Yo!!
    • Mar 2008
    • 12308

    #2
    Re: Scientology > all religions

    this is made of fail and aids

    booooooooooooo

    gtfo here with this shit
    (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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    • floridaorange
      I'm merely a humble butler
      • Dec 2005
      • 29116

      #3
      Re: Scientology > all religions

      ^ditto

      It was fun while it lasted...

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      • Techno Troll
        Fresh Peossy
        • Aug 2009
        • 39

        #4
        Re: Scientology > all religions

        anybody hear of

        Rosicrucianism

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        • i!!ustrious
          I got some N64 Games Yo!!
          • Mar 2008
          • 12308

          #5
          Re: Scientology > all religions

          ^ "know, dare, will" -- "remain silent"

          gg k thx no re
          (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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          • Techno Troll
            Fresh Peossy
            • Aug 2009
            • 39

            #6
            Re: Scientology > all religions

            Originally posted by i!!ustrious
            ^ "know, dare, will" -- "remain silent"

            gg k thx no re
            you have knowledge

            then why do you eat at taco bell?

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            • i!!ustrious
              I got some N64 Games Yo!!
              • Mar 2008
              • 12308

              #7
              Re: Scientology > all religions

              i have no knowledge, i'm to busy transmuting it into wisdom in everyday life.
              (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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              • Garrick
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 6764

                #8
                Re: Scientology > all religions

                is that tom cruise at the top?
                Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                • |Thrax|
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 1744

                  #9
                  Re: Scientology > all religions

                  Originally posted by i!!ustrious
                  this is made of fail and aids

                  booooooooooooo

                  gtfo here with this shit
                  i'm down for a laugh..
                  This is the voice from planet love. Have no fear we are your friends. To bring peace and love to your world, we are sending you our very special agent. Her name is love love love...

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                  • i!!ustrious
                    I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 12308

                    #10
                    Re: Scientology > all religions

                    (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                    • Kat
                      A pretty fn good milkshake
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 4695

                      #11
                      Re: Scientology > all religions

                      scientfoology
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                      • fyrestarter
                        Gold Gabber
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 527

                        #12
                        Re: Scientology > all religions

                        [This post has been removed at the request of the Church of Scientology]
                        I wonder if this new healthcare thing covers my pre-existing condition: AWESOMENESS.

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                        • Steve Graham
                          DJ Jelly
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 12887

                          #13
                          Re: Scientology > all religions

                          hahaha, its not even a fuckin religion, its a cult
                          i see the drones everyday crawling around downtown clearwater.. laughable

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                          • Haziel
                            Likes a finger upthere
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 3195

                            #14
                            Re: Scientology > all religions

                            I hear every time someone listens to deadmau5 a scientologist gets his wings.

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                            • Steve Graham
                              DJ Jelly
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 12887

                              #15
                              Re: Scientology > all religions

                              ^^^ thats funny, when i listen to deadmouse my ears bleed

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