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Meanwhile back at Silverstein Towers
LS
Hi this is Larry
Express Controlled Demolition
Hi Larry we have your order and we are working on it right now
LS
Sorry Expro Man we need to hurry the order up. We have a bit of barbeque going on down here and I’m worried my shed will fall into next doors garden.
Express Controlled Demolition
Are next door in the garden right now Larry?
LS
No they have evacuated on account of my barbeque, there is no one next door and the shed is empty.
Express Controlled Demolition
Well Larry when would you like it done by?
LS
I need it done by the end of the day as I really don’t want the barbeque fucking up my next door neighbour’s garden, even though they are not home.
Express Controlled Demolition
Well Larry this is all well and good but have you checked with your insurance to check if it’s OK for Express Controlled Demolition to come in and demolish the shed.
LS
That’s a good point Expro Man I will get right on it
Express Controlled Demolition
So Just so we are clear on this, you want a couple of my men to come down and enter a burning building, with dynamite in their pockets, drill plant some explosives in the walls and demolish a skyscraper in the midst of the biggest terrorist attack in history?
LS
Yes Expro Man that is what I want
Express Controlled Demolition
It’s a good job we are only one block away from World Trade 7 otherwise you mite have to wait until tomorrow.
LS
Thanks Expro Man one other thing, can you get the job done before Dinner time as I’ve already told the media the job will be done today.
Express Controlled Demolition
No worries Larry my men already have the dynamite in their pockets and are entering the burning building now
LS
Thanks Expro Man you are the best
Express Controlled Demolition
My pleasure Mr Silverstien
LS
No the pleasure is all mine, but don’t forget, don’t blow the building until I’ve sorted out my insuranceOriginally posted by res0nat0rOK Lets All Stroke Ron Pauls Cock On 3!Comment
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Oh no Expr0 man I'm getting to it! There is far too much comedy in this revelation to use all at once. Tell me do you believe that Building 7 was scheduled for demolition? Do you believe there was also a problem with the foundations? And do you also believe that Larry Silverstein was on the phone to his insurance company to authorize a controlled demolition on 11tt SeptemberOriginally posted by res0nat0rOK Lets All Stroke Ron Pauls Cock On 3!Comment
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30 second out of context quote from an hour long special = classic conspiracy theorist fail.
So we know the building should have been hit given the debris field above. But what of the damage to the building? Conspiracy sites say there were small fires. And what of Silverstein's comments in the PBS special? He used the term "Pull" to describe a decision made. Conspiracy theorists say "Pull" is a term used by demolition experts. This is one of those many half truths conspiracy theorists use to convince the ignorant. "Pull" is used when they "Pull" a building away from another with cables during demolition.Comment
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Do you believe that Building 7 was scheduled for demolition?
Do you believe there was also a problem with the foundations?
Do you also believe that Larry Silverstein was on the phone to his insurance company to authorize a controlled demolition on 11tt SeptemberOriginally posted by res0nat0rOK Lets All Stroke Ron Pauls Cock On 3!Comment
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no no no no and no and reread the link above. why dont i believe the above? because that is fuckin moronic. also one word missing from a pbs interview = the diff between , conspiracy and the world ending?Comment
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We already went through the before. If you want to check out the Pull It term. You would be better of checking out a nonpartisan source. If you post a link to a controlled demolition company which pulls down buildings using ropes and cables we mite start listening. I seem to remember asking before what type of structure are demolished using only ropes & cables. If you want to check out the pull it term check out The Megastructures Controlled Demolition episode. They don’t pull anything down with just cable & rope. They like that Pull It term though.Originally posted by res0nat0rOK Lets All Stroke Ron Pauls Cock On 3!Comment
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