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[asdf_admin]

http://www.chillicothegazette.com/news/stories/20041207/localnews/1708741.html

... fucking classic.

[Terry]

this guy just cant get a break. wonder what he will try next.

[sooper]

I found these to be particularly funny:

"He did become concerned, however, someone other than himself would be harmed if the house exploded. But as he went to the basement to turn off the electric circuit breaker, the house exploded."

"Neighbor Thelma Hines said the explosion sounded like a bomb and caused her to put down her Bible and run to the door."

[asdf_admin]

^^^ yeah. i thought those were funny.

i love people.

[Jibgolly]

ignorance always prevails

[asdf_admin]

doesn't it?

what a fucking six pack.

[FM]

According to police reports, Morris also tried to kill himself Nov. 5 by carbon monoxide poisoning. He allegedly taped one end of a garden hose to his tailpipe and placed another in his passenger side window. However, after several hours the vehicle ran out of gas. He then tried to use a small propane tank, but that also ran out of gas.

apparently can't get it right either...

[NastyD]

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According to police reports, Morris also tried to kill himself Nov. 5 by carbon monoxide poisoning. He allegedly taped one end of a garden hose to his tailpipe and placed another in his passenger side window. However, after several hours the vehicle ran out of gas. He then tried to use a small propane tank, but that also ran out of gas

I've heard that it is virtually impossible to kill yourself this way nowadays anyway. With todays' emmision laws the exhaust from a car is just too clean.



btw asdf_admin, a small request. Please can you reduce the size of your avatar. Some of us browse [ms] at work and having a half lifesize head of a dorky 70s dude taking up the desktop is not exactly inconspicuous :?

[Morgan]

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Whata tool.

[asdf_admin]

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btw asdf_admin, a small request. Please can you reduce the size of your avatar. Some of us browse [ms] at work and having a half lifesize head of a dorky 70s dude taking up the desktop is not exactly inconspicuous

i have no control. it is not my doing.

[NastyD]

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i have no control. it is not my doing.

Sorry - shouldn't have blamed you. Its been fixed elsewhere apparently

[asdf_admin]

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No Problem. It's the fucking mods ... always messing with me. You think you have it hard ... :wink:

[Pataky P]

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Thanks the links guys!!!!