Once again, I'm a fucking retard

[picklemonkey]

I left work after 11 hours, went to the store to pick up a little bit of food, then went to the gas station to put some antifreeze in my car. Bought the antifreeze and asked for a paper funnel, but the dude didn't have one so he just gave me a piece of paper. Went back to my car, opened the hood, unscrewed the cap, put the paper in the hole, and started pouring antifreeze. Got to the rim before realizing what I had done... which at that point I started to think about how stupid I was, screwed up the paper "funnel" and started spilling a little bit of antifreeze. I stood there for a minute thinking about how I was going to get all that antifreeze out of my windshield wiper fluid before forgetting and actually spraying green ooze all over my windshield while I'm driving, then decided to go home. I got home and decided I would try driving my car onto my roommate's tire ramps, but my car is too low for them. Drove the passenger side of my car onto the curb and crawled under the car for two hours trying to drain the wiper fluid resivoir... but had to give up because 1) it's too fucking cold, 2) it's too fucking dark, 3) I'm not a mechanic, 4) I was getting sick and tired of laying on my back, 5) I decided I just didn't give a shit any more. Instead, I'm planning on going to the car wash with my tinted windows and blast the stereo system to thump all the people around with the loud pimpness of Cusick, all while letting the green goo splurge all over my windshield until it empties itself. All pimp-like. I can't wait to pimp the stereo, the black car, the black windows, and the green goo all around the carwash.

[ian]

Just a word of warning - doesn't antifreeze disolve your paintwork?

[johnson3161]

Can you take out your windshield wiper nozzle and make them point to the sides? That way you can spray some anitfreeze on some unsuspecting car on each side and then drive away.

[ian]

Can you take out your windshield wiper nozzle and make them point to the sides? That way you can spray some anitfreeze on some unsuspecting car on each side and then drive away.

We used to do that with my mate's Nova. You could direct the nossle any way you wanted so it was great fun to do "drive by shootings" directed at groups of drunk teens hanging round on the street corner!

[johnson3161]

Oh novas are the best.

[Morgan]

Can you take out your windshield wiper nozzle and make them point to the sides? That way you can spray some anitfreeze on some unsuspecting car on each side and then drive away.

We used to do that with my mate's Nova. You could direct the nossle any way you wanted so it was great fun to do "drive by shootings" directed at groups of drunk teens hanging round on the street corner!

You Kev. Doing laps round town.

Antifreeze does desolve paintwork. Or did. Probably banned by the EU thesedays.

[xeb]

how stoned were you, just out of interest?? :wink:

[Morgan]

fooked i imagine.

[skahound]

Fucking [partial] retard.

[deeprogressions]

how about just making a siphon out of 5 or 6 feet of aquarium tubing and let it siphon out into a bucket? seems easier to me. Also most modern antifreezes are made of ethylene glycol which is non-corrosive (doesn't deteriate paint); however it is poisonous.

[ian]

however it is poisonous.

So if you choose to syphon it - be careful!!

[CrazyMadFlyGirl]

hahahaha - SO sounds like something I'd do ... I'm glad I'm not the only person in the world who seems to be clueless about how to HELP everything on your car work properly.. next time Smoke After! :wink:

[Pataky P]

Thanks the story brother!!I like you..

[thesightless]

we had this guy that worked for us at a golf course i used to work at who was a bit slow. he got sick of his car and put sand in the tank.

[rewing3]

That sucks man. Actually sounds like something I would do. i have never done that but we have had dumb moments in life. That is what life is all about. Live and Learn.