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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    The epitomy of ridiculous

    So a couple of weekends ago I decided to finally begin househunting. I'm looking to purchase a condo and went to a newly developed community (Avalon Park for those in Orlando) to get some information. After talking to a representative of the builder I decided to drive out to where the lots are that were just released and are getting ready to be built upon. The guy hands me a map and I start driving. A few minutes later after making a left here and a right there, I come up on Clarkson Court which is where my particular residence would be if I decided to build with them. I didn't think much of the name of the road until I happened to pass Aiken Way on my left heading back to the cul-de-sac.

    Have we become that idiotic as a society that we're now naming roads in a subdivision after pseudo-stars from a shitty "reality" pop music t.v. show? That combined with the view of smoke stacks from a power plant from where the back porch would be and the fact that there's a power grid that is probably 500 feet from the back yard sealed my decision not to build with these people. I still can't believe it though, Clarkson Court and Aiken Way. I'll try to scan an image of the map if I get a chance, I nearly shat myself.
    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.
  • Garrick
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6764

    #2
    i think you're too worried. you must be a big fan if you caught that. :wink:
    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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    • skahound
      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
      • Jun 2004
      • 11411

      #3
      Originally posted by Garrick
      i think you're too worried. you must be a big fan if you caught that. :wink:
      Seeing as how I didn't mention their first names or the name of the t.v. show they were on, you must be a fan too!
      A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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      • umlaut
        Getting warmed up
        • Jun 2004
        • 92

        #4
        haha... fight! fight!
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        • Garrick
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 6764

          #5
          ummm...errrr.... i have both of their posters in my room.
          Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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          • Steve Graham
            DJ Jelly
            • Jun 2004
            • 12887

            #6
            that clarkson bird is fit though. i agree it is rather stupid to name streets after minorly famous people. kind of takes the meaning out of when Frankie Knuckles had a street named after him.

            Next you will see William Hung Way

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            • Garrick
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Jun 2004
              • 6764

              #7
              Skahound Blvd!!
              Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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              • thesightless
                Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                • Jun 2004
                • 13567

                #8
                Re: The epitomy of ridiculous



                ace.
                your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
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                • thesightless
                  Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 13567

                  #9
                  flava flav freeway.
                  your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                  Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                  download that. deep shit listed there

                  my dick is its own superhero.

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                  • day_for_night
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4127

                    #10
                    Re: The epitomy of ridiculous

                    Originally posted by thesightless


                    ace.
                    ya there is some inuendo for ya...gotta love it.

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                    • ezdude1970
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 183

                      #11
                      Re: The epitomy of ridiculous

                      i see we have an american idol fan club here make sure you guys grab a christmas gift for yourself

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                      • Balanc3
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 1278

                        #12
                        thats too much of a coincidence ska.
                        I really dont doubt this happening in whorlando of all places.
                        What are these builders thinking.
                        JourneyDeep .into the sound

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                        • Jibgolly
                          Vortexuralizor
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 20773

                          #13
                          speaking of clay aiken....i actually tried stomaching some of his NBC Christmas special last night. you want to talk about absolute garbage. clay even brought a couple heavy hitters with him; Barry Manilow and some sister whom i cant remember her name.

                          the best part of it was that they were lip synching. i mean it was more than obvious. you can tell when someone is singing cos they have to actually use muscles. lip synching requires nothing more than saying the words along with the tape thats playing.

                          bill hicks was right!
                          i hope he's born again as a politician.

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                          • lilsensa
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6675

                            #14
                            Originally posted by thesightless
                            flava flav freeway.
                            michael jackson junction
                            RIP ~ Steve James







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